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Nisha82 Senior Member
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 4:57pm | IP Logged
 
Cooking my own meals would be an adventure, not a punishment.

I wouldn't have to explain why I'm wearing "that" shirt with "those" pants.

I could leave the toilet seat in any position I damn well please.

I could actually tell the bartender, "If anyone calls, I'm here".

I'd be painting the town instead of the house.

When I get home after work, I don't have to start work again.

I could show my girlfriend where I live.

I'd be driving a miniskirt instead of a minivan.

The only weeds I'd be concerned with are the ones I'm rolling.

I would have saved $372,416.21 in groceries by now.

I wouldn't catch so much grief about those skid-marks in my underwear!

I'd get to see what my paycheck looks like.

I'd get to see what my credit cards look like.

You can see a different face when you wake up in the morning, every day of the week!

Going to a strip club doesn't have to be a covert mission.

Bachelors don't have Mother-in-laws.

I wouldn't have to watch sub-titled French films.

I could home drunk to sleep, instead of under a bridge.

I could use my own name at hotels.

I wouldn't have a driving instructor grading me every time I go somewhere.

When asked his opinion, a single guy can say "Hell yes, you're fat!".

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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 5:54pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 10:33pm | IP Logged
LOL thanx 4 sharring.
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 11:10pm | IP Logged
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Posted: 21 February 2005 at 4:47am | IP Logged
nice one
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Posted: 21 February 2005 at 4:55am | IP Logged
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