1 ) Is it ok to use an AM radio in the afternoon?
Ofcourse unless you are dumb
2 ) What do u call a male ladybug?
3 ) What do chickens think we taste like?
They think we taste like Nuts, Nets
4 ) Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
The person should die only because of the injection dose not from needle infection.. This is followed in America for death sentences.
5 ) Have you ever imagined a world w/out hypothetical situations?
What a contradiction!!!
6 ) If you squeeze olives to get olive oil, then where does baby oil come from?
Sorry can't help. I am bearing the brunt of the English language which is not funny at this very moment
7 ) If flying is safe, why is the airport called the terminal?
Cuz u land there which is not safe
8 ) If American mothers give their babies tiny fork and spoons, then what chinese mothers give their babies? toothpicks?
Chinese are smart and advanced they too give them fork and spoons so that they can tackle the Americans
9 ) Why are the obituaries found in the "living" section of the newspaper?
Cuz it is meant for the alive
10 ) How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich?
Due to Greed and selfishness
11 ) Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?
I don't think they have choice
12 ) If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words
Then it is not a picture
13 ) What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to
I would tell them "You proved today that u r at the right place"
14 ) If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan?
Yes ofcourse. I do have a noplan
15 ) Why is the man who invests all your money called a 'broker'?
Cuz when he invests he diversifies u'r money thus breaking it into smaller amounts
16 ) Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives
a race car not called a racist?
going by u'r logic It should be racecarist not racist
17 ) Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
cuz what is wise for a man is not for a guy. They think in opposite directions
18 ) Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
Again curse of the English language
19 ) If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, What would they call it ?
20 ) Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
No they take Coffee during Tea breaks
21 ) Y Old people read religious books a whole lot ? R they preparing for their final exam ?
May be Yes or May be they are too old to be interested in materialistic pleasures
22 ) If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the
others here for?
To help us. Theory of relativity
23 ) How come no one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning?
Cuz we are two faced. One a loser face and one a victorious face
24 ) If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit
while you're ahead"?
He was not a fool he meant take a break and conserve energy
25 ) If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
For humans to know how beautiful were their ancestors
Part 2 :
1 ) How can a man go eight days without sleep?
Ask his wife to go for a week long shopping on his card. He will never sleep thinking about the bills
2 ) If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Blue as the color of the sea will be reflected on the stone. Wild guess not sure
3 ) What can you never eat for breakfast ?
Upma and Vermicelli
4 ) What happened when wheel was invented ?
Nothing much they didn't realize the worth of their contribution
5 ) Gulf of Khambhat is in which state
No Idea. I will get one once u confirm
6 ) .How did a fool and his money get together?
10 % of the people in this world have brains the rest have money. Thats how the world is sweetheart
7 ) Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
They are nonexistent.
8 ) Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one?
cuz it is combination of many things like screen, picture tube etc etc
9 ) When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Cuz it is only the wool which shrinks not the body beneath it
10 ) Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
u can name whatever u want as long as it is considered vegetarian
11 ) Have you ever stolen anything?
12 ) Have you ever snooped in someone else's stuff?
Nope. Never got a chance
13 ) Have you ever dissed your best friend
Hmm Ya sometimes but it was all done in anger
14 ) How often do U ignore calls on Ur cell phone?
Very often all the unknown numbers are unattended
15 ) What is your idea of a romantic date?
Go to a remote island and talk about each others life
16 ) Which is the best age to marry?
whenever u feel like and have somebody ready to marry u
17 ) Which color do you like the best?
18 ) If you had a lot of money, where would we go on vacation?
19 ) What are your major goals in life?
One is to give my parents the most luxurious life and other to make this world secular
20 ) Have you ever lied to me and if so, why?
No. Jaroorat nahin padi vaise.
21 ) Where is the place that you want to go the most?
Mumbai. wanna settle down there
22 ) Which part of you that you hate the most?
.....I don't wanna answer this
23 ) When you encounter a sad moment, what would you do?
Try to deviate myself from it
24 ) What are you afraid to lose the most?
25 ) If you win $1 million, what would you do?
Pay my home loan and buy one sea facing house in Goa(Not sure whether it will suffice though with sky high land prices everywhere)
26 ) What are the requirements that you wish from your other half?
Frank, Faithful, Mature and Smart
27 ) What do you think is the most important thing in your life?
28 ) Are you a shopaholic or no?
Not a girl so No
29 ) If you found someone's wallet and there was a $100 bill inside, what would you do with it?
Keep it and feel good about it. May be return to that person if I encounter him somewhere.
30 ) If your friend is doing something bad , would you tell him / her to stop? or Even tell on him / her ?
I would tell him/her to stop and make sure he really stops it.