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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 7:19am | IP Logged
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take some of his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here's $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me." At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed, "I had only put $20,000 into the envelope because I needed $10,000 for a new baptistery." "Well, since we're confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000."

The lawyer was aghast. "I'm ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."

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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 12:24pm | IP Logged
lol
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 3:55pm | IP Logged
means.........???
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 6:49pm | IP Logged
lol...wonderful lawyer...he still gave him $30,000 but the only thing is he can't really encash it...lol
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 6:57pm | IP Logged
lol! that is soooo funny!LOL
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