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ME_T Senior Member
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 5:56am | IP Logged
-It is always possible to park directly outside any building you are visiting.

-A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

-If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

-Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.

-It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

-When a person is knocked unconscious by a blow to the head, they will never suffer a concussion or brain damage.

-No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

-When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

-You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

-Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds, unless it''''s the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

-An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight-year-old child.

-if by chance you try to shoot a small object from more than 100 feet distance you will always hit the right target.

 

 



Edited by ME_T - 20 February 2005 at 6:55am

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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 4:16pm | IP Logged
very true ME_T
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 5:53pm | IP Logged
omg soo tru.....itz ok moviez rnt 4 reality but 4 enjoyment
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 6:15pm | IP Logged
lol...
thanx for sharing
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