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20 fun pool activities

ME_T Senior Member
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 5:29am | IP Logged

1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.


2) Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because you have seen at least 15 people kind of almost drown today.


3) Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.


4) Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.


5) Take a flutter board and pretend you can't swim.


6) Hit strangers with your flutter board. 
 
 
7) Sit on the top of the water slide and don't move.


8) Swim near someone and go ''Shoot! I knew I shouldn't have had so much lemonade before I came here.''


9) Insist that you saw a monster at the bottom of the pool.


10) Pretend to drown and then when someone tries to help you, say ''HA-HA, fooled you!''


11) Scream as someone is jumping off of a diving board.


12) Laugh at fat people in swimsuits.


13) Tell people you saw the lifeguard peeing in the pool.

14) Try to negotiate the price of getting in.


15) Take a really long time when you are on top of the high dive and then act as though you were pushed off.


16) When in line, ask strangers if they think invisible people get a discount.


17) Take your towel, tie it around your shoulders and say ''Wheee! I'm Batman!'' while running around.


18) Hit strangers with your wet towel.


19) Throw people's things into the pool.

20) Ask small children if they have seen any suspicious-looking sea monsters lately.

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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 4:38pm | IP Logged
Wow!!! i'll defeinetely try some of these  Wink & will surely not laugh at fat ppl in swimsuit...bcoz this can hurt them while all other points r 4 fun Tongue.
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 6:36pm | IP Logged
lol...i am trying the lemonade one for sure...lol
sana_usa Senior Member
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 6:41pm | IP Logged
i have to try some of them in this week!!!!!
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 6:42pm | IP Logged
Smilei will try some of them this week!!
rabeeak2003 IF-Dazzler
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Posted: 20 February 2005 at 7:01pm | IP Logged
lol! those are some funny thngs but laughing at fat people mean and rude.
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