Posted: 11 May 2011 at 1:56am | IP Logged
I must tell you folks, Dettol should start sponsoring this show big time soon. Not only does Chander start kissing Alka's hand outside a restroom, Mr. Stiffness tops that act by kissing the hand of Freak Out Queen AFTER she has come out of the restroom. Yikes. And imagine Mulayam kissing Mayawati's hand like that. Bitter political foes my foot, its all common sense under the bus
. Right after they show that Mr. Stiffness and Freak Out Queen are opponents in a nasty political fight with Mr. Stiffness breaking the law, these two are now singing, dancing, making merry together but mind you not yet rolling in the hay
. Thankfully Mrs. Stiffness has arrived otherwise who knows, that little kiss on the hand could have traveled upwards given some more time
Anywho, as predicted not only Freak Out Queen comes prancing out, she actually shoves aside Alka to take her place and show up in front of Mr. Stiffness
. Nice move
. Yeeeaaah. Problem solved. And Mr. Stiffness can still live in his delusional hammed up world, continuing to fantasize about Freak Out Queen and Chander
. And Chander can continue acting dumb about the intentions of Freak Out Queen, even a cow grazing on the sets can guess Freak Out Queen's evil designs on Chander
, but not Chander himself.
Moving on, its time for the wedding bells
. Chander has now got the Hail Mary Pass into NNT's household now. Papa Stiffness is least bothered about it. Just a few episodes ago, he didn't want to hear even Chander's name uttered in the house. For daring to say that, Mataji has now planted Chander right on top of his nose and rubbing his nose summarily to the ground. How can so much hurt egos heal so fast is a question to be asked
. The answer would be since the channel guys have decided to banish common sense outside the solar system. Its not even the 10th planet.
So finally we arrive at the 15th century castle which looks abandoned at first glance from only one panned shot provided by our famous cameraman and director. Seems like they scaled the compound wall and hurriedly took some shots before the guard dogs chased them away. Hell it is not even decorated
. Surely estate manager has fallen on very bad times and on top of that two suitcases of cash for Papa Stiffness means the only dresses they have left are the ones they are wearing for the marriage
. Really, bare bone walls, sparse furniture, pedestrian decoration for a marriage, the bank guys will now call him to give him a personal loan
. Papa Stiffness for some weird reason is smiling like a Cheshire cat. We will see that when Alka and Chander give you some good news about their intentions
. Mr. Stiffness has a half-stitched "sehraa" on which is tightly wound around his face and rest of it is .. meh. Really why are these guys nickle and diming on the production quality with such low quality sets and overall art direction is beyond me. Dang.
Quite naturally the first act on this show for the new Mrs. Stiffness is crying out heartily for having to put up with Mr. Stiffness' hamming. Estate Manager consoles her and says that she has been paid good money for this show so deal with it
. Anywho the marriage I guess happens
without much ado. But somehow for Alka there is a surprise. Mr. Roadblock has arrived (the guy looks way smarter than Mr. Stiffness, can they swap their roles?). I guess Mr. Roadblock will be now chasing Alka around at the behest of Papa Stiffness
generally adding to the general confusing and freak out acts of Freak Out Queen with Chander. Double Dang. God save the show.