*The Bheekari's Adda* // ENTER AT UR OWN RISK - Page 4

Originally posted by: Da_BagarhBilla

Dear Basanti,

I am writing this letter to you only because when you'll read this I'll be long gone and you would have dropped your Puja Thali reading this. I know you're going to read this, seeing my face on the letter and imagining me speaking these dialogues. I've been captured by Thakur who's taken me prisoner in his humongous castle, unimaginable in Mumbai considering the sky rocketing real estate prices, but he is the man doing all the bad karmas to deserve such palatial dungeons. I've been subject to most innovative tortures, especially the one where I'm tied by the rope suspended above sharks even though they are nowhere to be seen in Indian waters; but hey, who cares when Thakur Singh is King? By the time you'll read this I would've died with Thakur giving an evil laugh in the background, along with one of his bald Shettys (villain sidekicks). I would've delivered a melodramatic dialogue enlisting all the curses required to be thrown at the Thakur.

Agar Acha lage toh batana... wll continue the Letter🤣

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HAHAHA .. awesome dudee .. You should continue this and bring in all TWISTS and TURNS how Ekta Kapoor does in her shows. You should write that "Ek chutki sindoor" ka dialogue and bring in Thakur badnaam hua, Basanti tere liye song 🤣🤣

 === this post of mine i m dead sure would be loved by SOME members ==== dhyaan se padna

🤣🤣🤣🤣 sam, that was brilliant!🤣🤣🤣🤣ok let me post one ranbir ke naam😳

Dude, I didn't get it. As in, who are you referring to in those bold lines.

However, this gallery should be confined to spoofs on Bollywood Films and actors and not any member on this forum. Taking a dig at them by writing spoofs is not permissible.

Originally posted by: evanescence

Dude, I didn't get it. As in, who are you referring to in those bold lines.

However, this gallery should be confined to spoofs on Bollywood Films and actors and not any member on this forum. Taking a dig at them by writing spoofs is not permissible.

  Edited by Pulwasha - 12 years ago

song- ek do teen..

Fans- Ranbir! Ranbir! ranbir  Ho Ho Ho

RK- Namaskar! Namaskar!
Kahiye, Kya Sunenge Aap

Fans-Aarey Pehle Yeh Kahiye, Kaha The Aap?

RK-    Mein .. Mein Kar Raha Tha bedroom mein 'war😉
fans- kiske saath?

RK- Woh .. Jiska hain kahin naam😛

Fans- Kaun??...😲

RK-  Ek Do Teen, Char Paanch Che Saath Aath Nau, Dus Gyarah, Barah Tera..

Kaise karun gin gin ke aaj  

Yaad hain bas do-teen naam😳

Chaudah ko deeps ke sandesa aayaa,

Condoms ke packet bhi saat mein aaya

Pandrah ko nargis ko ghar le gayaa 

Kat ko main sab kuch sikhlayaa

Solah ko mila anjelaa ''😉

Edited by shamil - 12 years ago

Originally posted by: evanescence

Dude, I didn't get it. As in, who are you referring to in those bold lines.

However, this gallery should be confined to spoofs on Bollywood Films and actors and not any member on this forum. Taking a dig at them by writing spoofs is not permissible.

Originally posted by: Pulwasha

 

Shakki those lines in my thinking are dedciated to older actors.. nahi???

 

Like Salman, SRK and Amir

 

thakur ki beti sonakshi to nahi?? 🤣

I Miss you a Lot Dear….

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Originally posted by: Da_BagarhBilla

Bollywood POSTER Spoofs

Source : http://www.dinesh.com/india_jokes-humor/bollywood_jokes/bollywood_hollywood_poster_spoofs.html

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NIce one👏😆😆