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Problematic Sabzi - a Poem

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Posted: 08 May 2011 at 7:33pm | IP Logged
Hello all - this is a little sabzi poem.  As almost all of you know, I am fond of vegetables.  If the veggie sounds like a certain female character from a certain serial...it is intentional.  Hope it gets you to chuckle a little.  

Fresh, lovely, cool and white

It is to be enjoyed and

If treated correctly,

Is thoroughly ravishingly delightful

 

But, more likely it will turn on you

It does not recognize the love

You are bestowing upon it in its preparation

Uff, why must you be such a stubborn sabzi?

 

And instead, in its attempt

To sustain its innocence and untouched ways

Releases upon you the gift of

Day old sweat socks.

Why can't you be soft and fluffy,

Like the totally malleable, palatable aloo?

 

You feel rejected.

How could something so innocuous looking,

Something which you know

If treated properly, manipulated and spiced,

Would flower into a lovely pleasure,

Be so off putting?

Even the karela, does not hide its intent.

Its bitterness is matched by its bitter stare, inside and out.


But alas, all this one knows to do

Is to stay cold and stop your advances

By releasing its putrid, frigid essence.

It is the queen of leading you on

It promises so much in appearance and when

Things get hot, forces you to leave in a stink.

And you think, hua ki nahin?  You will not know.

But for certain all you will know and recognize is

It is undoubtedly, for certain, a TURNIP. 



Edited by momma1128 - 08 May 2011 at 7:47pm

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Posted: 08 May 2011 at 7:43pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by momma1128

Why can't you be soft and fluffy,

Like the totally malleable, palatable aloo?

ROFL ^ infinity! ROFL Alooo!!! How true.. why can't this particular sabzi be like aloo? *sigh* if only...

Originally posted by momma1128

It promises so much in appearance and when

Things get hot, forces you to leave in a stink.

And you think, hua ki nahin?  You will not know.

But for certain all you will know and recognize is

It is undoubtedly, for certain, a TURNIP. 



Oh Anu, you're mind-blowing!  You've come with yet another hilarious yet truthful poem. It certainly does reveal how a character or two behaved in a certain serial Wink. completely sabzi!!! keep it up. Great workClap



Edited by jahnvi.angel10 - 08 May 2011 at 7:42pm

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Posted: 09 May 2011 at 3:38am | IP Logged
Anu !!!!  OMG u got me cracking up with the turnipROFL too good u are !!!! 

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Posted: 09 May 2011 at 7:56am | IP Logged
Oh. my. God. My stomach! ROFL Anuuu, just what can I say? I am speechless, completely and utterly without words.

Why can't you be soft and fluffy,

Like the totally malleable, palatable aloo?

ROFLROFLROFL
ROFL

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Posted: 09 May 2011 at 8:56am | IP Logged
Anu!! what a poem!!!ROFL ROFLROFLROFLROFL
 
This is just mindblowing and hilarious.Oh god, This is the best lines for TURNIP ROFLROFLROFL
 
Anu,one request can i expect one on Pottol and CM ROFLLOLROFL

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