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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 4:35am | IP Logged
Originally posted by roshneerakhali

Originally posted by Surbhi123

main kya boluuu

kuch bhi. bakwas kar meri tarha.
3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"

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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 4:36am | IP Logged
Originally posted by mayur_eternal

Originally posted by Surbhi123

Originally posted by mayur_eternal

Originally posted by Surbhi123

main kya boluuu


bechari sur...LOL
aah...main mere bechaari nahi...aur tum log saath ho to kabhi nahi...i love u guys...u cant guess how much...u all are such an important part of my life...


oh sur..dnt be so senti yaar..u'll make me cry nw..
a big hug to my sur..
Hug
hugs back tightly...Hug

rosh - haa exactly rosh...WinkHug
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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 4:37am | IP Logged
"What time does the library open?" the man on the phone asked. 
"Nine A.M." came the reply. "And what's the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?"
"Not until nine A.M.?" the man asked in a disappointed voice.
"No, not till nine A.M.!" the librarian said. "Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?"
"Who said I wanted to get in?" the man sighed sadly. "I want to get out."

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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 4:38am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Surbhi123

Originally posted by roshneerakhali

Originally posted by Surbhi123

main kya boluuu

kuch bhi. bakwas kar meri tarha.
3 guys were riding in a car: a hardware technician, a systems analyst, and a programmer. The systems analyst is driving and when they come to a steep hill he finds that the brakes have failed and the car is accelerating out of control.

So, the driver pumps the emergency brake, downshifts the gears, and rubs the wheels' rims against the curb. He finally wrestles the car to a stop. The three climb out and assess the situation.

Hardware tech: "Let's try and fix it. I'll crawl under the car and take a look. "

Systems analyst: "No. I think we should get someone qualified to fix it, a specialist in brakes."

Programmer: "Why don't we just get back in and see if it happens again?"


Sur...Silly..
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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 4:40am | IP Logged

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her 40th birthday. "I'd love to be six again," she replied. On the morning of her birthday, he got her up bright and early and off they went to a local theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Screaming Loop, the Wall of Fear, everything there was! Wow! Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park, her head reeling and her stomach upside down. Right to a McDonald's they went, where her husband ordered her a Happy Meal along with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. Then, it was off to a movie - the latest Disney and what a fabulous adventure!

Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. He leaned over and lovingly asked, "Well, dear, what was it like being six again?" One eye opened. "You idiot, I meant my dress size." The moral of this story is: When a woman speaks and a man is actually listening, he will still get it wrong.

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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 4:40am | IP Logged
so guys i'm going. bahaut ho gaya tumhe paka na.
bye!
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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 4:42am | IP Logged
Originally posted by roshneerakhali

so guys i'm going. bahaut ho gaya tumhe paka na.
bye!
tu paka nahi rahi thi...common...and ja rahi hain...wapas kab aayegi ????
miss u jaan...

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Posted: 16 May 2011 at 4:43am | IP Logged
Originally posted by roshneerakhali

so guys i'm going. bahaut ho gaya tumhe paka na.
bye!


bye rosh...
me too gng nw..feeling sleepy..bye sur..
tc jaan..Smile

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