Posted: 03 May 2011 at 11:53am | IP Logged
This week announces the super arrival of Mr. Stiffness in almost every possible situation and grandly between Alka and Chander
I wonder if Mr. Stiffness is producing this soap. Why else would Mr.
Stiffness would be kabab mein haddi everywhere hamming away to glory.
Mr. Stiffness turns Detective Stiffness now becoming the sniffer dog
trying to figure out what Alka is up to and yes in his inimitable style
. Seriously if any of you hear, some museum somewhere, needs an Egyptian mummy for display please contact the
producers of DLMH, Mr. Stiffness is fully available and doesn't even need to
embalmed. And why not, he smiles like an Egyptian, talks like an Egyptian and most importantly Walks Like an Egyptian
Freak Out Queen sees the arrival of her Godfather,
Mahatma Gandhi 2.0. Its time for some philosophical and umm perhaps
religious discourses. So get out your incense sticks and flowers for
prayer time. Bapuji is here to educate you on all topics, from love to
the price of onions
Geee. I had a real tough time following his dialect. It seems the
dialog writer has suddenly gone Kalidaas for this particular character
Me thinks I will keep a Pure Hindi->English/Contemporary Hindi
thesaurus with yours truly to make sure I really get what Gandhiji 2.0
is telling Freak Out Queen. I wonder if Freak Out Queen goes "Pardon?"
on the sets to Gandhiji 2.0 in between dialogs
Can someone also take some clothes line clips and attach them to Freak
Out Queen's eyes? Coz almost all the time she goes so wide eyed and
stunned it seems her eyeballs will jump out and fall off to the floor.
from that other things of worth mention are that Papa Stiffness has
enough money to play with now which is keeping him busy from hamming on
the show. He is kinda quickly distributing all the ill-gotten cash, read
dowry, to whoever he feels like before Estate Manager changes his mind
and demands his money back
I also read that the last Princess of Heaven didn't make through the
live audition for her role on two back to back episodes hence is being
replaced by a "cuter" Princess of Heaven. Or maybe Mr. Stiffness must
have demanded a nicer looking Princess to marry lest all his baraati
after setting their eyes on the supposedly Princess of Heaven after
taking the trouble of traveling through time to attend his marriage.
Whatever. We will see how long the new Princess of Heaven can stand Mr.
Stiffness. Also somebody could perhaps donate some clothes to Mr.
Stiffness because he has been wearing the same outfit for the past two
Actually that explains the slightly wider smile on Mr.
Stiffness for the past two episodes. Me thinks he logged into the forum
to check her new Princess out hence that 0.5 watt smile. So all that
pining about Confusion Queen and getting her back was play acting eh
just to get a cuter wife. What a typical man. But that still doesn't
stop him from nosing around Alka or boring Chander to death so much so
that Chander was ready to drown himself in his own coffee. On the other
hand, Freak Out Queen has seemed to violate all the ideals her Godfather
had set out for, pinching cell phones, lying on everybody's face, and
what not, just for Chander. Very soon Gandhiji 2.0 would have to say
goodbye and get back to retirement
. But thankfully Mataji and Alka stick around the show to maintain sanity and ensure that it is still watchable.
episode, preparations for Mr. Stiffness to get married and did I see
Chander also participate in all those rituals in the NNT household, duh?
Wasn't he persona non grata in the NNT household? So how come he ends
up there? Oh well. I guess Papa Stiffness is really cornered like a
gidaar in his own house. Till I see you guys again, chill out.