//Chitkule Corner of CGM\\

Hey friends, i am making this thread, to entertain ourselves in CGM forum.
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Pls Post atleast 1 JOKES to make us 😆,
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You cn also post chutki, googly etc. Edited by radhikarani - 12 years ago

My Jokes -
teacher- hw many types of gender are there?
Stdnt- 3 types
masculine gender, feminine gender,
err...
after thinking a while
alex gender. 😆

Banta in comp xam-
ques- what is MS excel.
Banta- its a nw brand of surf excel to clean computer.

Ek aadmi ko heart ki bimari thi.
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Doct ne namak na khane ki salah di.
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Uski biwi hamesha uska khayal rkhne lgi.
Wo admi b bht sawdhani rakhne lga
samay pe khana,sona,uthna,doct ki btayi exercise krna,khane mein namak bilkul na lena,regular time pe dawayi lena..
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par achanak ek din subha us admi ki bathrum k drwaje pe lash mili.
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sb hairan the ki itni sawdhani k baad b aisa kaisa ho gya?
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Postmartm ki rep aayi to pta chala.
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uske toothpaste me NAMAK tha..
Kya aapke colgate mein namak h.🤣🤣
p.s.awesum post TM

Hahaha very funny toothpaste me namak!
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Thanx @radhikarani
ur's were cool too,esp surf excel🤣🤣

Indian Prime Minister: We are sending Indians to the moon next year!

US President: Wow! How many?

Indian Prime Minister: 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.
Nice thread Ankita👍🏼😆

This content was originally posted by: anu93

<p align="left"><font color="#000000"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Indian
Prime Minister:</font>



<font face="Verdana" size="2"> We are sending Indians to the moon next year!</font></font>



</p><p align="left"><font color="#000000">
<font face="Verdana" size="2">
US President: </font>



<font face="Verdana" size="2"> Wow! How many?</font></font>



</p><font color="#000000"><font face="Verdana" size="2">Indian
Prime Minister: </font>



<font face="Verdana" size="2"> 7 OBC, 5 SC, 8 ST, 3 Handicapped, 2 Sports Persons, 3 Terrorist
Affected, 3 Kashmiri Migrants, 2 MPs & 1 Astronaut.
Nice thread Ankita👍🏼😆
</font></font>

🤣🤣 awesum @anu..
P.s. Dis thread will make us crazy..lolz

A group of elephants were sitting on the street...
A gorgeous female elephant😍 passes by...
Guess what!!!
a loafer elephant says,,,,,,,,,😉
wowww!!!
"3600-2400-3600"🤣

This content was originally posted by: lovesuash

A group of elephants were sitting on the street...
A gorgeous female elephant😍 passes by...
Guess what!!!
a loafer elephant says,,,,,,,,,😉
wowww!!!
"3600-2400-3600"🤣

OMG!! Crazy joke 🤣🤣🤣