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the teacher, the thief, and the lawyer

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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 3:33pm | IP Logged
A teacher, a thief and a lawyer all die in the same freak accident. So when they reach the pearly gates, St. Peter tells them that, unfortunately, heaven is overcrowded, so they each have to answer a question correctly for admission. The teacher is first, and St. Peter asks, "Name the famous ship that was sunk by an iceberg?" "Phew, that one's easy," says the teacher, "The Titanic." "Alright," said St.Peter, "you may pass." Then the thief got his question: "How many died on the Titanic?" The thief replied, "That's a toughy, but fortunately I just saw the movie. The answer is 1500 people." And so he passed through.

Last, St. Peter gave the lawyer his question: "Name them."

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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 8:55pm | IP Logged
LOL
I am going to help the Lawyer.
Rose and jack hehehehe 1498 left he will have to help himselp now.
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Posted: 21 February 2005 at 4:15pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL
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Posted: 21 February 2005 at 4:58pm | IP Logged

Originally posted by Ibad

LOL
I am going to help the Lawyer.
Rose and jack hehehehe 1498 left he will have to help himselp now.

haha. good 1.

Ibad I was going to say the same. LOL!

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Posted: 21 February 2005 at 5:10pm | IP Logged
lolz LOL
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Posted: 22 February 2005 at 4:58am | IP Logged
ha ha ha

good 1
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Posted: 22 February 2005 at 7:44am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Ibad

LOL
I am going to help the Lawyer.
Rose and jack hehehehe 1498 left he will have to help himselp now.
LOL
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