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mumbai_masti Senior Member
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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 2:15am | IP Logged
 > > Reason why men love UNIX:
> >
> > $ touch;
> > $ finger;
> > $ unzip;
> > $ strip;
> > $ mount;
> > $ mv;
> > $ halt;
> > $ mv;
> > $ halt;
> > $ mv;
> > $ halt;
> > $ mv;
> > $ halt;
> > $ mv;
> > $ halt;
> > $ mv;
> > $ halt;
> > $ mv;
> > $ halt;
> > $ mv;
> > $ halt;
> > $ mv;
> > $ halt;
> > $ core dump;
> > $ unmount;
> > $ sleep;
> > $ ..
> > and the best thing is.. NO VIRUS!!
> > Thats why for anything u want to understand in UNIX u have to type
> > $ man
> > at the prompt.

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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 1:17pm | IP Logged
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