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Sand Senior Member
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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 12:16am | IP Logged
I was doing some research when I landed on this site: www.goodquotes.com and by the time I was done I was laughing so hard... LOLLOLLOL

Quotes on Bumper Stickers:

Stupidity is not a crime so you're free to go.
All men are idiots, and I married their king.
Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
Everytime you speak you make someone dumber for listening to you.
F U Cn Rd Ths U Cnt Spl Wrth A Dm
God must love stupid people...he made so many!
I am overjoyed with whelm!
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
I Have The Body Of A God ... Buddha
I know Karate, Kung Fu, and 47 other dangerous words.
I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car....
I Was Born Brilliant; Education Ruined Me
If you can read this. thank a teacher.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.
This car is designed by computer, built by a robot, driven by a moron.
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Your village called, their idiot is missing.
 
Hope you guys enjoy them as much as I did Big smile

mumbai_masti Senior Member
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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 3:11am | IP Logged

ha ha ha ha ha

good quotes....

sweetyvk Senior Member
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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 11:59am | IP Logged
LOL
HeavenlyBliss. IF-Addictz
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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 1:02pm | IP Logged
LOL
Kareena's World Senior Member
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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 2:11pm | IP Logged
LOL
*~sheena*~ Senior Member
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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 2:14pm | IP Logged
lolz LOL
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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 2:42pm | IP Logged
LOL
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BollyCurry Director, BollyCurry Executive Director
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Posted: 21 February 2005 at 3:51pm | IP Logged
LOL LOL LOL
funny stuff...
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