Posted: 14 April 2011 at 1:08pm | IP Logged
So our ham prince has moved on to the dark side. Mr Stiffness as predicted has decided to become Mr. Nasty Stiffness. Oh well if that is the story then so be it. The episode starts off with Joan of Ar(ti)c finding the log of wood at Chander's doorstep for no rhyme and reason. Oh wait. He has been spying on her. Ooohkaaay. So maybe when you tell the story, you could show us that there is some backdoor spying going on, like the agents of Mr. Stiffness lurking around Joan of Ar(ti)c, at least you could have used Govind if nobody else was volunteering to be part of this show. Anywho. Mr. Stiffness makes this startling revelation but for some strange reason Joan of Ar(ti)c refuses to believe it. She astoundingly blames Chander. I mean what is going on with this story? Are you guys using some common sense when you lay out these scenes? Everything is so sudden and bizarre.
Mr. Stiffness hams away to his heart's content with Joan of Ar(ti)c making some stupid comments about how sick she is. Really dude, asthma is common place. What you arrived from the 8th century BC or what? You call that sick? Sheeesh. Dr. Stiffness then completely cures Joan of Ar(ti)c with a solid Get Well Soon card because then and there in that scene both of them agree Joan of Ar(ti)c is cured of asthma now and the elections has now become a takkar of equals.
Fine. Whatever. Lets move on.
On to NNT's house where we have the future Mrs. Stiffness' pitaji making it absolutely clear to NNT that he will send his daughter with only a paan and a supaari which NNT can have after dinner. Nothing else. DANG. All that planning for the funding of Mr. Stiffness' election down the shitter.
Seriously. The decision made was there will be no "dahej" although NNT tries to make a face about it as if he has cracked the funniest joke in the world. No wonder Mr. Stiffness is his son. So somebody tell me this, if no dahej and no funding for elections, then W*F is NNT pushing Mr. Stiffness to marry this girl in the first place. Again our brilliant directorial cast have put on a class act. Do they suffer from memory loss? IMHO they don't even seem to remember the story most of the time. GREAAAT.
On to our ahem hero Chander
, is he still our hero, anyway, he has been summoned by Alka ji to consume lunch at the last place where he left her. Okay now besides acting the goat, his memory is also now that of a goat. Of course your home duffer. RUN. You don't want Alka to find Joan of Ar(ti)c taking angrayees in your bed. Alka will have you for lunch then.
But alas the directorial cast decided to make things not that interesting and the bird has flown before any fireworks could happen. What a pity
. Inside Alka discovers the thermometer. Okay now tell me one thing. I have had asthma patients in my family and friends and not a single one of the asthma attacks have been associated with fever !!!!
Whats up with the thermometer? Oh wait I know. You had to show it to Alka. Riggght. Well played creative directors. Oh well.
Chander gives Alka whatever BS comes to his mind and packs her off. All the while he is wondering why the hell is he lying. Yeah me too dude. Be a man and fess up.
And for whom are you lying? This Joan of Ar(ti)c who is now abusing you left and right as soon as you arrive at the party office for breaking the news to Mr. Stiffness first thing in the morning? Really has common sense left this show now? Why would Chander do that? Sorry to say if Joan of Ar(ti)c has so little common sense then she should withdraw her nomination for elections in the next episode. Anyway after all that dialog baazi Chander only says Nopes, not me and Joan of Ar(ti)c immediately goes whoooooops, sorry, we are friends again
. Literally crazy
And finally we come to where Mr. Stiffness like a grim reaper delivers the news to Alka that Joan of Ar(ti)c is sick (Again? I thought you bloody cured her with your fantastic Get Well Soon card. I think we should call that card the Get Well Now card and use it to cure incurable diseases instead of prescribing expensive medicines. Oh so sorry to hear that you are suffering from cancer, here is a Get Well Now card from Dr. Stiffness. Are you feeling better? Good). He also makes sure he tells Alka that Joan of Ar(ti)c has spent the night with Chander (
spare me the details). So in the next episodes we will see a lot of songs like the one this topic has. Imagine all this happens at the cost of the story, if only this idiot, Chander had spoken the truth and more importantly the guys who are directing this show have some COMMON SENSE. Grrrrr.
Edited by whatthefrack - 14 April 2011 at 10:06pm