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Posted: 30 June 2011 at 6:56am | IP Logged
wth once againSilly


Originally posted by Steff_DMG

Originally posted by aneeshadgr8

Originally posted by Steff_DMG

Originally posted by shilpa4eva

Originally posted by Steff_DMG

Originally posted by shilpa4eva

ROFL...n pigz can fly ...give me proof n ill belive ya... till den gudbye



and tigers can hatch eggsROFLROFLROFL
ROFLn rhinos can hop, skip n jumpROFLROFLROFL


ROFL and crows can singROFL
 
n donkeys can moo...ROFL


and cows can gallop like horses ROFLROFLROFL
 
n MFC  can be polite...ROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 30 June 2011 at 7:11am | IP Logged
newton commits suicide...
Here is the reason.


 Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil
movies that had   his head spinning. He was convinced that all his
logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized
for everything he had done.

 In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused
to such an extent   that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

 1. Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according
to the doctors   can't be cured and his death is imminent. In one
of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody's
surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along
with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!

 2. In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3
gangsters.Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a
knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster?
& shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2
pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle
gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

 3. Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster.
Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it.
Guess, what he does. Nah? not even in your remotest imaginations. He
waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots
Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the
bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.Bang...
the gangster dies...This was too much for our Newton to take! He was
completely
shaken   and decided to go back. But he happened to see
another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie
would follow his theory of physics.

 4. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy
that all in the world   hasn't changed. Oops, not so fast! The 'climax'
f!
inally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the
villain is on the other side of a   very high wall. So high that
Rajanikanth
can't
jump even if he tries like   one of those superman techniques that our
heroes
normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because
it's the climax.(Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually
impossible?) Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He
throws one gun in
 the air and when the gun has reached above the
height of the wall,   he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger
of the first gun in air.
 The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

 & Newton commits suicide
ROFL
 

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Posted: 30 June 2011 at 7:20am | IP Logged
Ok here goesROFL

U guys saw how Nisha was talking about the White bull and how Ankit is the white bull and all that whatever it wasROFL Today we had this Hindi thing called Shabri.. and there is this scene where this lady Shabri goes and hugs a cow which is whiteROFL after sir explained.. he asked me to tell in my own words..

so i said

" Nisha ne gai ke gurdhun ko apne gale se lagaya, aise Nisha ne gai se pyaar jitaya" and sumthng like thatROFL Sir: haan theek hai, sahi bola aapne ... lekin Nisha nahi Shabri"
ROFL




THAT was steffiLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL


Edited by -anisha- - 30 June 2011 at 7:20am

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Posted: 30 June 2011 at 7:24am | IP Logged
Now thank me for the spammingWink

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Posted: 30 June 2011 at 8:23am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -anisha-

Originally posted by Waterbearer

Originally posted by -anisha-



Yaa!!! it ACTUALLY 2 yrs since Octo ka pus was shelved and all that rubbish ruled our livesShockedLOL

R.I.P MFC Octo ka pus, you'll remain precious and treasured in our hearts for as long as we live!!! Disapprove



LOL...was actually going through our old ccs...Mannn those were the days..i actually said my exams were gudLOLLOLLOL...Goodness!..It feels nice to read all the maddd posts...remember TJ n all d gals were goin on a mars trip n v told them to bring gifts for us LOL...What craziness!!!!


Originally posted by aneeshadgr8

 hi t2j.. must congratulate u on being sooo loyal to ur girl fiend..aaj ke zamane mein jab har hafre break upss hote hain,m vrtyy plsd ki  tomhara n stefff ka rishta itna pakka hai...LOL
 
 
LOL...i kno...TJ is a total cutie sweetie plumpalicious pie...LOLEmbarrassedWink




Guess who said this line?LOL



Ok stop that, I know I said that line!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Embarrassed
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Posted: 30 June 2011 at 8:23am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -anisha-

Steffi's post on wining the bak bak award in our silver jubilee celebLOL



award winning speech:

Thank u Thank u folks.. for voting me the most bak bak personROFLROFLROFL

"itni shiddat se maine tumhe paane ki koshish ki hai ki har zarre ne mujhe tumse milane ki Saazish ki hai...kehte hai  agar kisi cheez ko dil se chaaho toh poori kaynath tumhein usse milane ki koshish mein lag jaati hai...aaj aap sabne mujhe meri chahat se mila diya...thanks, thanks very much, kehte hai ki filmon ki tarah hamari zindagi mein bhi end tak sab theek hee ho jaata hai..happys endings...aur agar theek naa ho toh woh the end nahi, picture abhi baaki hai mere dost..."

I feel like the queen of the world ROFLROFLROFL

ROFL and I remember Iram had quoted this and said something about how I deserve that award!! ROFL

75th CC was truly the BEST!!


Edited by Waterbearer - 30 June 2011 at 8:24am
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Posted: 30 June 2011 at 8:25am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -anisha-

wth once againSilly


Originally posted by Steff_DMG

Originally posted by aneeshadgr8

Originally posted by Steff_DMG

Originally posted by shilpa4eva

Originally posted by Steff_DMG

Originally posted by shilpa4eva

ROFL...n pigz can fly ...give me proof n ill belive ya... till den gudbye



and tigers can hatch eggsROFLROFLROFL
ROFLn rhinos can hop, skip n jumpROFLROFLROFL


ROFL and crows can singROFL
 
n donkeys can moo...ROFL


and cows can gallop like horses ROFLROFLROFL
 
n MFC  can be polite...ROFLROFLROFL



me and Iram were some kind of super jodi!! No one could beat us when we got together!! I tell you!
I remember me and her, how we would pull Ankit's leg like he was rubber, and then all those Censored talks which were so ROFL


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Posted: 30 June 2011 at 8:26am | IP Logged
Originally posted by -anisha-

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH i was funnny Once upon a timeLOL


Originally posted by mysticwater24

Originally posted by nisha80

Originally posted by shilpa4eva

rakhi is abit of both depending on her mood ROFL
Ekta ji doesnt make saas bahu dramas ROFL

Mr.C next SRK Shocked ROFL



G and C are opening a production house...SRK is jobless Shocked ROFL
 
srk is a moderator in IF  DMG  forum...ROFLROFL
red sarees entertainment...chillies r outta fashion...ROFL



N some1s replyEvil Smile

hey listen whose o ever u r. get lost. hw dare u spread such a cheap roumour widout n e proof.we r not fools who r gonna believe it. n hw dare u tak muski's name.better get lost  n find sum safe place 4 urself as we fans wont leave u



Those were the days!!!!! Those were damn really the days!!! ROFL

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