Kools reporting from base : Bhavna blasts Varsha in PR
Savita was being a good businesswoman today guys . She has opened a vadapav thela in market place and was doing business with zest . The Holy Duo and Useless Damo watched her aghast from afar as she alternately snapped at and coaxed the customers and sold her vadas and bhajiyas .
Damo then went to her and told her she would PACHTOFY . You will repent one day he said with a smirk . You are doing this purposefully to prick Manav .
Why don't you go HOME instead of eating my DIMAAG ? asked Savita . She spotted her Beta and Holy Bou staring at her , ashamed and horrified and could not resist taunting them a little .
I am doing this to keep myself busy .......she told Damo loudly so Baba Manav cud also understand her POV . I miss my Beta and The walls of my house literally EAT me . So to stop thinking of my loneliness and to alleviate my pain I have decided to work a little and keep myself busy . Anything wrong with that ? Go tell ur Beta his AAi can manage on her own . He can do his biwi's SAPNE POORE .
Meanwhile the THELAWALLAHS who take loans from Baba Manav , watching this with interest started commenting . OMG they said . Why does this Old Lady have to do these dhandhas in her old age when she has HONHAAR Beta like Baba Manav . Baba Manav SQUIRMED .
Camera on Baba Manav . His nostrils were FLARING guys . With APMAAN .
Camera on Aai Archoo : Disturbed guys .......deeply disturbed and pretty . Forgave her Saas for the taunts AT ONCE . Sensing something DEEPER . The wings under her pink sari with silver border fluttered .
Camera on Damo : Had screwed up his face inscrutably .
My comments : We have been READ guys . I give a THUMBS UP to this idea of an aged woman deciding to start a small business to keep herself busy to forget her pain .It is a very positive way of dealing with sorrow . Of ALL the things Savita has done till now THIS IS THE BEST . If she can arrange for Sachu's baby sitting with some homely lady in the chawl and do this .........why not ? Why sit and MOPE for her married son who has other priorities now ?
Can we expect MORE from the CVS ? Can we please actually see the business a nice little success ? Can we please see Manav secretly feeling PROUD of his mom for turning it into a profitable venture ? Can we PLEASE have some positivity in this serial ? Maybe later when the MILAP happens , we can see Savita continuing her stall outside Manavs DUKAAN with Shibu [ he suggested such an idea , remember] and the income of the Deshmukhs increasing ?
Unfortunately CVS will show this to be a failure due to her sickness and Manav being embarassed etc . So Sad . They cud have shown her anger dissipates with the success and she feels she has achieved something .
Bhavna threw a royal tantrum today and blasted and blasted Varsha till she wept . She even blasted Decent Satish for dancing on his wife's tunes and HIDING things from her .
She INVITED this sorrow said Bhavna , not in a mood to mince words , deeply shocked she cudn't have a POTA to show off to her club friends who were becoming proud grannies one by one . Such an arrogant girl . Did her MARZI and wiped out the dreams of so many others in ONE SHOT . My Ambitions ! My Career ! This and that ! Hope she got what she wanted ! After doing Satyanash of our simple DREAMS ! And what ur saying FORGIVe and all ha ? Did SHE get god's forgiveness ? Some mistakes r so COSTLY theres no MAAFI for it , SAMJHE ?
Aai , Aai ur right but whats the POINT ? Now theres no FAIDA saying all this ! No POINT ! said Poor Decent Satish holding her plump shoulders .
Don't CARE ! screamed Bhavna , sobbing and trembling with ANGER . I want POTA ! My POTA ! Get him for me NOW ! Show her to the BEST GYNAC out there , take her ABROAD for treatment or do DOOSRI SHAADI ! But Get me a POTA !
Varna Main Karoongi Tandav
Yaad Karo Beta
Kaise paida Hue PANDAV !
Yup Guys ! Surrogate Mom Track has STARTED ! Those who wanted a new gal for Satish .........she is ENTERING ! Now it remains to be seen HOW and WHEN she throws Varsha OUT of the house !
Paying attention to our RELENTLESS CRITICISM of Damo ........CVS actually have started IMPROVING him guys . Today for the FIRST TIME he spoke sense and corrected his son and supported his wife in her business venture .
She is doing this to SPITE me said Baba Manav , nostrils still TAUT . They had been like that EVER SINCE he had witnessed his mom selling vadas in the bazaar .
No No Son said Damo . What she said Has a grain of truth in it . She DOES miss u terribly and this is HER way of dealing with her pain . Why don't we SUPPORT her in this ? Why dont u send ur customers to her by recommending her vadas ? This will actually do good to her .
Ok Baba said Buddu Baba Manav who has ZERO thinking power nowdays .
Aai Archoo agreed but she was worried for SAAS . Her condition needs DEEP THINKING she told herself . I must think DEEPLY .
My comment : Think , Think . Hey , but don't stop her from doing her business ok . U guys now be a Package . How about INCREASING the size of ur PACKAGe , ha ? How about making BABIES ? That irritating Vaishoo has fyi gone, PHEW ! .QUICK ! Before someone ELSE TAPKOFIES from Archu's maaika , QUICK , HURRY ! Bhavna is on the VERGE of kicking Varsha out ! JALDI , JALDI ! Put Dharmesh's picture on the WALL of ur kholi and PRAY to him before STARTING ! it may HELP !
Slapo WANTS to grab the DIVORCE OFFER from the Kudi before she falls in love with Batatwada all over again . So she has SLOWLY but SURELY started brainwashing her youngest daughter by having small MOTHER DAUGHTER Talks with her during the DAY .
Don't be so ANGRY with her . Be MATURE . She ain't BAD . She too has a POV . Remember,U disrupted HER LIFE if u see it from HER END . Learn to LOVE the Kudi . Don't think of her as a SOUTEN . Think of her as a SISTER . Think of WHAT u both have SHARED . Batat . [ The Orange shorts and the credit Cards .]
But Mommy When I see her THOBDA na something happens to me ! pouted Vaishoo .
Shhhh ! shushed Slapo , worried about HOW she was gonna convince her dratted daughter and slowly slide her back in Batat's wealthy kingdom . Darling Batat ! she thought fondly . Why , he even bought toys for Punni and Ruchi in malls and paid all t he bills outside . Soooo generous as a damad . Not at all BAD . Ok , he was a little generous with his SPERMS too , that too , besides Vaishu , But that cud be excused now . It was ALL due to the GENEROSITY of his SPIRIT .
Just then the Marwadin came there for a visit and told Vaishoo she was not her BAHU now but her BETI .
YUp she said decisively . So what if my chaalu son forsook u and fled . I cannot FORGET u . Break relations with my SON if u want .NEVER with me .
How can I ? asked an overwhelmed Vaishoo . I have ur POTA in my tummy ! its YOUR Pota !
The Marwadin beamed. How accurately dear Vaishoo had judged what she really wanted !
Slapo beamed too . How Lovely this was turning out ! If the Marwadin was kept in good spirits by dangling the Pota , the wealth wud be HER daughters AGAIN.The dear unselfish Kudi! Willing to give her daughter Legality ! Such Kind people walked the earth even today ! Who said BHALAAI KA ZAMAANA HI NAHI RAHA ?
And there we leave them BEAMING guys .
Before leaving the BEAMING ZONE today I wish to comment on the furore in the forum about Archu being FOOLISH and not MANIPULATIVE regarding the matter of MADHURI . As i read the comments I felt as if the whole forum is telling me
She who Delayed her CONSUMMATION
U dare accuse her of MANIPULATION ?
Oh C'mon Kools don't be MULISH
Our Archu ? She is merely FOOLISH
Besides That is the KUDI's Decision
All this is HER fault
Begone Kools with your khadoos opinion
Go sip a Chocolate Malt !
Perhaps THAT will make u SWEETER
For its Sweetness that u seriously lack
Blaming our bholi Archu indeed
To RILE u have such an UNCANNY knack !
To MANIPULATE one needs BRAINS
Not just a LOVING heart
Schemes churned out without them
are akin to noiseless farts !
To this I reply ..............
O forum members dear
How much I as usual differ
But today I won't give my reasons
and in silence all this shall suffer
Shall wait for the next EPISODE
Of Kudi and Archu's discussion
This much I tell .......it needn't be CONSCIOUS
This Deed called Manipulation
Neither does it require
Many or plenty brains
All it requires is an instinct
That sets u fast like a speedy train
It can be done for Loved Ones
Not necessarily for yourself
For causes not for pettiness
even if u look like a pretty elf
With this o forum friends
I step back like a gentle dove
Notice I typed this in PINK
To denote my respect and my love
But Differ I shall , and strongly too
On this issue forever
It is my FIRM conviction
That Archu can INDEED do manipulation !
With this , Kools signing off , BEAMING . Muvaaaa and CIAO .