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Posted: 18 March 2011 at 3:16am | IP Logged
Hi friends, do you remember Qualifications, test, the Institute, some new students have enrolled here ,out of the old ones Chasker left the Institute. A new course is introduced here, 3 new enrollments, called  X, Y,Z.
The new course is " A very short term course in Journalism".
A renowned journalist Sri Pendulamji,who is well known as SPji, by his admirers, will be taking this course. As you know, our student's IQ is very high, they insisted, they want to compelete the entire course in 1 day, they told SPji, they are not interested in theory, want only practicles. They want a demo of how the great SPji works.
 So they shifted to SPji's thinking room, which was full of old news papers, magazines,dvds & a dog sleeping in one corner.X told SPji, sir we want to learn how to write articles  by observing you, so please think loudly.Spji sits on his chair, thinking good I will get rid of them in just a day. Z says he can't here him thinking, so SPji say ok observe me carefully now,
Today I am going to write an article on LTL- the next track. & He starts thinking loudly,  " Main aur meri tanhayi aksar yeh bate karte hain agar DAtta na hota to may yeh karta, agar Datta na hota to may voh karta, per yeh Datta hay ke jaata hi nahi, kitani koshishe ki, har article me likha, Datta leaving the show, ek bar to date bhi de di usake marane ki par koi manata hi nahi, ab to koi miracle hi mujhe bachayega."
He jumps on his chair ooh miracle - this is the key, my next chance to get rid of Datta. In the mean time a spot comes from the set of LTL, with a box of sweets, he tells SPji, sir Datta has signed 1 year contract with the PH.
 He starts writing- " A source says Datta to die in LTL, Kala to take over Patilwadi, Naku to pray to Bappa for miracle. adds 10 sentences from his previous articles & writes in the end - Datta, Naku & Kala were unawailable for comments".
SPji compeletes his very short article & shows X,Y,Z, proudly  & declares your course is compelete.Now you all are journalists, you can go & start writing anything about anybody, but never forget to mention " A sourse says"
 

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Posted: 18 March 2011 at 3:25am | IP Logged
Hey Meenakshi(i hope i have got ur name right)
This was much needed yaarROFL
BTW out of X,Y & Z ,which one was uWinkLOL
Now we know what is the actual meaning of -A SOURCE
Thanks for enlightening usLOL
 
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Posted: 18 March 2011 at 3:44am | IP Logged
Originally posted by preety_219

Hey Meenakshi(i hope i have got ur name right)
This was much needed yaarROFL
BTW out of X,Y & Z ,which one was uWinkLOL
Now we know what is the actual meaning of -A SOURCE
Thanks for enlightening usLOL
 
PoojaSmile
 Hi Pooja,
Yaar I am a silent viewerLOL
Thanks for getting enlightened instantlyLOL
Minakshi

Edited by mnx12 - 18 March 2011 at 3:46am

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Posted: 18 March 2011 at 6:09am | IP Logged
ahhahahahhahahhahha1
i love it !

and the line fron a source !
its hilarious !

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Posted: 18 March 2011 at 7:39am | IP Logged
hain sir jee . apnay  sunna to  hoga hi ka  " Dutta doosron kay isharon pay  nahin nachta  balkay doosroon uskay isharon pay nachtay hain ! hor hor dabaang  dabaang! dutta rahe  har maidan me ahgey hor  hor dabaang ! dabaang .horrrrrr. sir jee 10 actors bhi aik Dutta nahin ban saktay!

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Posted: 18 March 2011 at 10:37am | IP Logged

Originally posted by kiran255

ahhahahahhahahhahha1
i love it !

and the line fron a source !
its hilarious !

isn't it as hillarious as the inspiration(article) itself Big smile Big smile Big smile

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Posted: 18 March 2011 at 10:59am | IP Logged

Originally posted by Hamlet53

hain sir jee . apnay sunna to hoga hi ka " Dutta doosron kay isharon pay nahin nachta balkay doosroon uskay isharon pay nachtay hain ! hor hor dabaang dabaang! dutta rahe har maidan me ahgey hor hor dabaang ! dabaang .horrrrrr. sir jee 10 actors bhi aik Dutta nahin ban saktay!
so you are on dabang mode today great
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Posted: 18 March 2011 at 2:55pm | IP Logged

HI Minakshi

Just to let you know that I too have just done your course and have
passed with flying colors. I can now say I'm a qualified journalist. For your info. I have written my first piece and hoping it will be published on a rival site. Please do give me your comments and I would welcome any input to brighten and liven it.

"M R to quit LTL"

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