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1.     If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?

2.     Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

3.     What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?

4.     Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5.     Can bald men get lice?

6.     Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?

7.     If nobody buys a ticket to a movie do they still show it?

8.     If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?

9.     When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?

10.  If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called?Holes?

11.  Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

12.  What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

13.  A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops.?On my desk I have a work station...COMMENT..

14.  Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo?

15.  Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

16.  "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it?be that "I do" is the longest sentence?

17.  What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?