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Posted: 15 March 2011 at 10:42am | IP Logged
Another joke...
Jab India team world cup haar kr wapis ayi
to yuvi ki maa ne use bazar sabzi lane k liye bheja,
to yuvi ne socha k main aise gya to badnami hogi,
kyu na main Aurat ke kapde pehan kar jau!
Raste me ek aurat ne usse pucha tum yuvraj ho na.
Woh chup raha. Fir us aurat ne kaha-


"Daro mat,Main 'Dhoni' hu "

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Posted: 15 March 2011 at 10:43am | IP Logged
Originally posted by aa123.80

Found these:

- Dear Priyanka Chopra, please marry Nehra and kill him. 1000 khoon maaf!

- Behind every successful batsman is Kamran Akmal. But in front of them is Ashish Nehra.

- Chawla bowls leg-breaks, Nehra bowls heart-breaks!

ROFL ROFL ROFL

ROFL  


Hey indian_beauty!Embarrassed I'm Ishita!


The first one cracked me up 

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Hey Ishita I'm ZarqaSmile

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Posted: 15 March 2011 at 10:44am | IP Logged
Originally posted by x.Anku.x

Another joke...
Jab India team world cup haar kr wapis ayi
to yuvi ki maa ne use bazar sabzi lane k liye bheja,
to yuvi ne socha k main aise gya to badnami hogi,
kyu na main Aurat ke kapde pehan kar jau!
Raste me ek aurat ne usse pucha tum yuvraj ho na.
Woh chup raha. Fir us aurat ne kaha-


"Daro mat,Main 'Dhoni' hu "
ROFLROFL

i g2g last exam tomorrowDancing
Now i will eb abel to watch all matches with feeling guiltyLOL

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Posted: 15 March 2011 at 10:46am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Pragzie

Originally posted by x.Anku.x

@Zarqa: heyyy Zarqa...welcomeee Hug How u been??

@Pragzu: awww.... Hug Never cry...Yeh Indian team hai, always bhagvan bharose LOLLOLLOL
More than a joke...Nehra for last over..mygod, I was like is it Dhoni who is actually taking the decision?? :O But ahh, off late he has been doing a lot of crappy stuff :X
And I agree on the UDRS thingy.. It's such an insult to poor umpires sometimes who do a FAB job..

You guys know, I was on *BEEEEEEEEP* Mode after SA v. India match LOLLOLLOL
i swear . They are unpredictable . Haarte haarte jeet te hai . Jeete jeete harte haiLOL
the match looked fixed to me. I love ZaheerCool the zack attackParty
Don't worry all cricket loving Indians were on beep modeLOL

I completely agree Pragzuu the match did look fixed cuz the way Dhoni was justAngryAngryAngry
and even I'm still on beep beep beep mode....jab tak yeh log WI against match nhi jeet jaate I'll be on beep beep beep mode CensoredLOLLOL

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Posted: 15 March 2011 at 10:46am | IP Logged
arey count me in off course! 

seeing sum familiar faces here! hmmmm............

ishu, we bump here too! is there any forum left where we dnt bump into each other?

Gr8 idea by the way! need the place to vant out my frustration!
nice nehra jokes by the way, should i use them on FB? should make a siggy? 

Nehra Dhoni joke:

Dhoni's mom asks him to get sum sabji from market.

D: No mom , people will kill me!

Mom : ok wear my saree n then go.

so D wears saree n goes, was buying some tomatoes when a girl asks,

"oye, Dhoni tu yahan?"

D: how do u know i m Dhoni?'

the gal says, " arey i m Nehra"  

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Posted: 15 March 2011 at 10:46am | IP Logged
Originally posted by x.Anku.x

Another joke...
Jab India team world cup haar kr wapis ayi
to yuvi ki maa ne use bazar sabzi lane k liye bheja,
to yuvi ne socha k main aise gya to badnami hogi,
kyu na main Aurat ke kapde pehan kar jau!
Raste me ek aurat ne usse pucha tum yuvraj ho na.
Woh chup raha. Fir us aurat ne kaha-


"Daro mat,Main 'Dhoni' hu "

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Posted: 15 March 2011 at 10:47am | IP Logged
lolz Anku we typed same joke! 

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Posted: 15 March 2011 at 10:48am | IP Logged
Those disguise jokes are soooo apt for the team! ROFL

Hey Zarqa! Nice to meet you!! I agree, we need someone to murder Nehra for that last over!!

ANJ! LOL Nope, we HAVE to bump into each other everywhere! And I wanted you to join this too!! Atleast we get to talk cricket now!

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