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Posted: 07 August 2013 at 12:44am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ivy_11

Two kids talking:

Jeremy: "My Dad says the price of everything is going up, up, up. Food, clothes,' everything. He says he'd like to see something go down!"

Jim: "Would you like to show him my report card?"

 

Hahaha...LOLLOL..So smart..LOLLOL...Nice one IvyBig smileBig smileBig smile..

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Posted: 07 August 2013 at 12:47am | IP Logged
Originally posted by aishwish

Some useful definitions :P :D

SCHOOL :
A place where Parents pay and children play

LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

NURSE :
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

MARRIAGE :
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..

TEAR :
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
waterpower.

CONFERENCE :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

FATHER :
A banker provided by nature

CRIMINAL :
A person no different from the rest
'.except that he/she got caught

BOSS :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!

POLITICIAN :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter

DOCTOR :
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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Nice definitions AishBig smileBig smileBig smile...Specially definitions for School,Doctor,Nurse,Politician are just perfectBig smileBig smile

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Posted: 07 August 2013 at 12:52am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ivy_11

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing, they just waved.


What is faster Hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

 

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still happy to see you.

 

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No-bell prize!



Really nice one  IvyBig smileBig smile...Specially that difference between new Husband & new dog part is superbWinkWinkWink

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Posted: 07 August 2013 at 1:58am | IP Logged

so cute Heart

courtesy - facebook 

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Posted: 07 August 2013 at 2:42am | IP Logged
Originally posted by stranger2rose


so cute Heart

courtesy - facebook 


Hi RoseHug
Yeah.LOL..SO CUTE BABYHeartHeart

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Posted: 08 August 2013 at 3:16am | IP Logged
Hi RoseHug

  Awe cute babiesDay Dreaming...job mood pic is perfect..Day DreamingTwinkle baby Loved it..Heart...Second picROFLROFL

                          

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Posted: 08 August 2013 at 11:15am | IP Logged
LOLreally funny...enjoyed it oxy rose

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