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PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 (Page 46)

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Posted: 13 July 2013 at 11:11am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ivy_11

Originally posted by scorpio10

Husband: Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life..
In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
i told her : Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.
My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration
towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer from the fridge...
I ALMOST DIED!!
Moral :
Think about what you talk, The female brain works on a different wavelength from the male's.

I like this one...the female brain picked up the most logical and immediate solution to the hubby's hypothetical -emotional -trying to get sympathy situation ROFL
agree with youROFL

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Posted: 13 July 2013 at 12:51pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Nakusha

Originally posted by ivy_11

Originally posted by scorpio10

Husband: Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life..
In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
i told her : Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.
My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration
towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer from the fridge...
I ALMOST DIED!!
Moral :
Think about what you talk, The female brain works on a different wavelength from the male's.

I like this one...the female brain picked up the most logical and immediate solution to the hubby's hypothetical -emotional -trying to get sympathy situation ROFL
agree with youROFL

Well she did as she was requested ...but in her own way 
What do such guys expect ... cry or like in movie say nahi ..

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Posted: 14 July 2013 at 8:30am | IP Logged
Originally posted by scorpio10

Originally posted by Nakusha

Originally posted by ivy_11

Originally posted by scorpio10

Husband: Last night I was sitting in the living room, talking to my wife about life..
In-between, we talked about the idea of living or dying.
i told her : Never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.
My wife got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration
towards me & proceeded to disconnect the Cable tv, & DVD, then the Computer, the Cell Phone, the iPod, and the Xbox, and then went to the bar and threw away all my whisky, rum, gin, vodka & the beer from the fridge...
I ALMOST DIED!!
Moral :
Think about what you talk, The female brain works on a different wavelength from the male's.

I like this one...the female brain picked up the most logical and immediate solution to the hubby's hypothetical -emotional -trying to get sympathy situation ROFL
agree with youROFL

Well she did as she was requested ...but in her own way 
What do such guys expect ... cry or like in movie say nahi ..


Expect some melodrama to boost their fragile esteem LOL

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Posted: 14 July 2013 at 8:40am | IP Logged
Of course women don't work as hard as men…
They get it right the first time!

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Posted: 14 July 2013 at 8:47am | IP Logged

Why Men Are Like Computers:

1.They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
2. A better model is always just around the corner.
3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
6. The lights are on but nobody's home.
7. Programmed questions knock them out.
 

Edited a few LOL.

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Posted: 17 July 2013 at 1:06am | IP Logged
                PJ OF THE DAY 

A newly married couple gave an ad in the newspaper ," ladka paida karne ki tarqeeb batao."

reply from bengal - give fish to the wife 

from kerela - give idli 

from gujrat - give dhokla 

from punjab - ek chance humein do 

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Posted: 17 July 2013 at 1:19am | IP Logged
Originally posted by stranger2rose

                PJ OF THE DAY 

A newly married couple gave an ad in the newspaper ," ladka paida karne ki tarqeeb batao."

reply from bengal - give fish to the wife 

from kerela - give idli 

from gujrat - give dhokla 

from punjab - ek chance humein do 
balle balle LOL

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Posted: 18 July 2013 at 1:30am | IP Logged

Two kids talking:

Jeremy: "My Dad says the price of everything is going up, up, up. Food, clothes,… everything. He says he'd like to see something go down!"

Jim: "Would you like to show him my report card?"

 

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