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PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 (Page 27)

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Posted: 13 October 2011 at 3:29am | IP Logged
Originally posted by stranger2rose

                                 PJ OF THE DAY
 
A child had never seen his hips, one day his teacher beat him on his hips , he came back and saw his hips in the mirror and said 
 
" baap le , maal maal ke do thukle kal diye ."

ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 01 November 2011 at 1:23am | IP Logged
                                  PJ OF THE DAY
Arz kiya hai
 
usne mehndi laga rakhi thi
humne uski doli utha rakhi thi
hum ko maloom tha ke woh bewafa niklegi
issi liye humne uski behan pata rakhi thi


 

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Posted: 01 November 2011 at 1:30am | IP Logged
arre waah !! kya baat haiClap...LOL

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Posted: 05 November 2011 at 3:29am | IP Logged
                         PJ OF THE DAY

Boyfriend: Kya tum meri salary mein guzara kar logi?

 Girlfriend: Mein to gujara kar lungi par tera kya hoga kaaliya?

 

Laloo rang labor room of hospital to to know about his pregnant wife Rabri. By mistake he dialled the number of a cricket stadium.

Laloo: How's it going?

Reply: Fine, four are already out. The last one was a duck.

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Posted: 15 November 2011 at 12:28am | IP Logged
                                  PJ OF THE DAY
 
A wife asked her husband to describe her.

He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.

She said, 'What does that mean?'

He said, 'Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous Hot'.

She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?'

He said, ' I'm Just Kidding'
 
 
A young and foolish pilot wanted to sound cool on the aviation frequencies. This was his first time approaching a field during the nighttime, and instead of making any official requests to the tower, he said, "Guess who?"

The controller switched the field lights off and replied, "Guess where!"


Edited by stranger2rose - 15 November 2011 at 12:29am

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Posted: 15 November 2011 at 12:45am | IP Logged
TOO good yar rose ...sach meh maza aya mujhe nind aa rahi thi ab ... nahi ayigi... thanks 

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came accross this joke tght of this thread  and sharign with u guys
 

Looking to buy a frog?

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.

"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist."

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Posted: 24 November 2011 at 11:27pm | IP Logged
                                  PJ OF THE DAY
 
Beautiful Words By A Best Friend-

'Always Remember That If You Fall, I Will Pick You Up...


Only After I Finish Laughing..
 
Boy: My Ex-Girlfriend's Status On Facebook Says:
"Standing On The Edge Of A Bridge..."

Friend:
So What Did You Comment?

Boy: Nothing, I Just Poked Her
 

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