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PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 (Page 16)

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Posted: 13 May 2011 at 1:40am | IP Logged
Hey Rose & ivyHug
The PJs were damn hilarious,it made my morningLOL
 
Thanks a lot Thumbs Up
 

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Posted: 13 May 2011 at 2:16am | IP Logged
awesome dear

B.ed ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

hilarious pj's dear

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Posted: 13 May 2011 at 2:57am | IP Logged
Originally posted by stranger2rose

                                       PJ OF THE DAY
 
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja
 

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!



ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 13 May 2011 at 3:21am | IP Logged
rajnikant
LOL
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Edited by pjyo - 13 May 2011 at 3:28am

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Happily Ever After

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.  Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple."  The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man. "We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by horse. We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off. My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once'."

"We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice'."

"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time. My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead. I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman?! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that?  Are you crazy?'"

"She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'."Wink


"And from that moment, we have lived happily every after." LOL


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Posted: 13 May 2011 at 3:26am | IP Logged

BECHARA HUSBAND*LOL

**Agar aurat par hath uthaye to **Zalim, ***

**Aurat se Pit jaye to **Buzdil,**

** Aurat ko kisi ke 7 dekh ker ladai kare to **Jealous,*

**Chup rahe to **Be-gairat**, **

**Ghar se bahar rahe to **Awara,**

** Ghar me rahe to **Nakara,** **

**Bachon ko dante to **Jaalim,** **

**Na dante to **Laparwah,**

**Aurat ko naukri se roke to **Shakki Mijaz,**

**Na rokey to biwi ki **kamai khanewala,**

**Maa ki mane to **Maa ka Chamcha**,*

**Biwi ki sune to **Joru ka Gulam**...**LOL

 

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Posted: 13 May 2011 at 3:52am | IP Logged
This thread is awesome Rose...LOL what a relief LOL

gud in BedROFL god...

@ Piyo..what a pic.. LOL Rajni shot CoolLOL
Bechara husband ... har haal main uski bajati haiROFL

gud job gal's Thumbs Up Thnk u very much for dis Hug





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Posted: 14 May 2011 at 8:40am | IP Logged

Some PJ's


Q: What do you call the most religious unit in electric science?


A: Ohm

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Q: Why do people who have so much pressure drink so much?


A: Well, people drink at a bar... And bar is the unit of pressure

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Q. A man went to the church and told the priest, "Father, I have sinned ninety times". Father said, "beta don't worry u will get caught 45 times." How did Father work this out? Was he a clairvoyant?


A) Because:  sin 90=cot 45

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James Bond goes to the local Paanwala.

Panwari: 12.5 rupaiya hua sahib


bond gives him 10 bucks and tries to leave


Panwari: oye baaki paisa kaun dega??


Bond : Dhai another day!!!

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Q) Why Don't people laugh at a complex joke--> P + iJ


A) Because the Joke part of it is imaginary!!!!

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Q. What is the Population Control Program of the Chinese Government called?


A. Chini Kam

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Edited by ivy_11 - 14 May 2011 at 8:42am

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