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PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 (Page 14)

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Posted: 09 May 2011 at 2:27am | IP Logged
good one roseROFLROFLROFL
and ivy- god thats so funnyROFLROFLROFL

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Posted: 09 May 2011 at 3:18am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ivy_11

Thanks for the nice post, Rose.Smile

How about the difference between a BF and a Husband? ROFL

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of June.


INSTALLING HUSBAND !

A woman writes to the IT Technical support'..

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed

XXX


REPLY

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Lassi/Sharbat 6.1.
Please note that
Lassi/Sharbat 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download & run the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a fatal virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program or These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!


Technical support team


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Posted: 09 May 2011 at 3:21am | IP Logged
Originally posted by stranger2rose

                                  PJ OF THE DAY
 
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
 
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOL
 
very nice.
 
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Posted: 09 May 2011 at 3:50am | IP Logged
Hi Guys
 
As we all that  from Basti Basti  it's now  Pehchan Khon !
 Toh Ltl 2 , ye leh ... humara answer
 
(Knock ! Knock )
 
we : who's there
LTL  2: pehchan khon
we :- Nahi jana ...aur bhaag ja . teri jaroot nahi hai .
LTL 2: Par dehk na ..Mein Diggg( stops him before he can complete )
we :- Dig ho ya Pig Ho ... We do not care ...ab Bhaag ja  
 
Love
Ltlians season 1

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Posted: 09 May 2011 at 7:15am | IP Logged
ROFL ROFL

That's a good one, Rose.

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Posted: 09 May 2011 at 8:46am | IP Logged
hey rose
great

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Posted: 10 May 2011 at 12:41am | IP Logged
OMG

dis ws u shared on my scrap...LOL but why on gal ...LOL anyway... ivy did it,,,niceThumbs UpLOL


Different Phases of a man: its great ROFL

lage raho RosieWink


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                                       PJ OF THE DAY
 
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja
 

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

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