PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 - Page 14

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Ek baar pinjre mein pinjre mein kuch male parrots ek female parrot ko ched rahe the...

jabki dusre pinjre mein ek tota puja aur dusra tota namaaz pad rahe the...

maalik ne socha " kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre mein toti ki izzat safe rahegi."

usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre mein daal diya

jab toti us pinjre mein gayi toh puja karne wala tota namaz padne wale tote se bola "utho khan sahab ... dua kabool ho gayi ..apni item aa gayi."

Originally posted by: stranger2rose

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Kid 2 his mom : mumma main kaise paida hua

mom: maine ek vessel mein mitthi dal kar rakh di .. kuch din baad usmein mujhe tum mile

kid did d same thing ..jab kuch din baad usne dekha toh usey vessel mein ek frog mila

kid in anger : dil toh karta hai tujhe goli maar doon ... par kya karoon aulad hai tu meri

Originally posted by: stranger2rose

                                  PJ OF THE DAY

Ek baar pinjre mein pinjre mein kuch male parrots ek female parrot ko ched rahe the...

jabki dusre pinjre mein ek tota puja aur dusra tota namaaz pad rahe the...

maalik ne socha " kitne nek tote hain, inke pinjre mein toti ki izzat safe rahegi."

usne toti ko nek toton ke pinjre mein daal diya

jab toti us pinjre mein gayi toh puja karne wala tota namaz padne wale tote se bola "utho khan sahab ... dua kabool ho gayi ..apni item aa gayi."

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Abhishek : meri aishwarya ko bachcha nahin hota kya karun????

sharukh : fruit do

akshay : murgi ke ande do

govinda : usko pya do

 

emran hashmi : ek mauka mujhe do

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Santa : mere friend ne mere moblie se meri girl friend ka number chura liya

 

banta : toh phir kya hua

 

santa : bewakoof kal raat se apni behen ko romantic msgs bhej raha hai

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God : what do u want ?

boy : a very beautiful girl

god : if ur muslim i will give u katrina kaif ..if ur hindu i will give u kareena and if ur christian i will give u genelia

whats ur name ?

boy : Abdul Vinod Fernandes

god :

 

 

 

 

 

DOLLY BINDRA do idiot ko ..bahut smart ban raha hai

 

Edited by stranger2rose - 12 years ago

 God bhi smart hai👏😆😆

Abdul Vinod Fernandez.!!!   LoL

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Wife takes seriously ill husband 2 doctor

after check up doctor says 2 wife . give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant and in good mood. cook tasty dinner and dont discuss ur problems with him. stop watching tv serials and dont demand new clothes. if u can do this for 1 year he will be ok.

on way back husband asks wife - what did the doctor say ?

wife - doctor ne toh jawab de diya hai ji ..kehta hai bachne mushkil hai

Originally posted by: stranger2rose

<font color="#ff0000">                                         PJ OF THE DAY

<font color="#330099">Abhishek : meri aishwarya ko bachcha nahin hota kya karun????</font>

<font color="#cc3300">sharukh : fruit do </font>

<font color="#cc3300">akshay : murgi ke ande do </font>

<font color="#cc3300">govinda : usko pya do </font>

<font color="#0000ff">emran hashmi : ek mauka mujhe do </font>

</font>

hehehe rose it was awesome...do u hear the recent news...ab mujhe ye samajh nahi aa raha ki abhishek ne kis ke suggestion ko accept kia...lolzzz