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PJ OF THE DAY updt pg-59 dt 6.5.14 (Page 13)

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               PJ OF THE DAY

Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
The mafia wants either ur money or life... The wives want both!

Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake

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Posted: 07 May 2011 at 2:01am | IP Logged
LOLLOLLOL
nice Rose sorry dont know ur name
i guess kafi din baad pj diya hai tumne ?
per khair LTL CVs yeh kaam monday 2 friday bina break k karti hai

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Posted: 07 May 2011 at 2:13am | IP Logged
Rose ROFLROFL both are awesomeROFL

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Thanks for the nice post, Rose.Smile

How about the difference between a BF and a Husband? ROFL

Boy friend is fun,
&
Husband is gun,

Boy friend is light of moon,
&
Husband is month of June.


INSTALLING HUSBAND !

A woman writes to the IT Technical support'..

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower, gifts and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?

Signed

XXX


REPLY

DEAR Madam,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5..

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Lassi/Sharbat 6.1.
Please note that
Lassi/Sharbat 6.1 is a very bad program that will automatically download & run the Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a fatal virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program or These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software
to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7.

Good Luck Madam!


Technical support team


Source: Internet





Edited by ivy_11 - 07 May 2011 at 4:30am

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Posted: 07 May 2011 at 4:40am | IP Logged
ROflll !

Love it rose 

and Ivy Lmaooo !


awesome jokes :P

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lovely dearROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

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                                  PJ OF THE DAY
 
Different Phases of a man:
After engagement: Superman
After Marriage: Gentleman
After 10 years: Watchman
After 20 years: Doberman
 
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u.
After marriage: Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, one day I'll kill u.

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Rose good oneEmbarrassed ROFLROFL

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