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The DSP Mental Hospital: Please register!

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Posted: 14 March 2011 at 6:01pm | IP Logged
Name: The Dutta Shriram Patil Mental Hospital
Opening: Saturday 19th March 2011
Location: Nowhere and Everywhere


This hospital is being specifically opened for the long suffering females who have been afflicted with the iamcrazymadinsanefordutta disease. This disease is very infectious and can strike within seconds of beholding the face, body and mannerisms of one Dutta Shriram Patil. It has been noted that one of the more common symptoms of this disease is : falling very slowly backwards onto the floor with mouth wide open and eyes fixed in shock.

Some of the other symptoms are:
*Out of control drooling
*Very fast heart beat
*Fast breathing
*Shaking
*Crying "AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" throughout the day
*Yelling "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH" throughout the day
*Hogging the TV
*Attacking anyone who may walk in front of the said TV when LTL is on
*Licking DSP posters
*Practising  writing "Mrs Dutta Shriram Patil" all day at home, work, school, college or university
*Having DSP screensavers on their mobile phone, laptop, ipad etc
*Having DSP initialled on their clothes, bed sheets, towels etc
*Watching DSP scenes again and again and again....
*Having  a notebook filled with ways to kill any other female who may even breath the word Dutta
*Making DSP VM's repeatedly
*Making DSP posts repeatedly
*Watching and mentally storing all DSP's mannerisms and comparing all other men to him
*Screaming at husband/boy friend "tum dokey baz ho" when they forget to put the toilet seat down
*"Surprising" above mentioned men with Pathani suits every birthday, eid, christmas, hannukah, holi and all other celebrations, and even on some that dont even exist
*Casually mentioning the extra large pockets of Pathani suits incase husband/boyfriend wants to store a gun in it
*Running around their bedroom in a state of utter loonyness when DSP defeats an enemy
*Calling 999/911 etc for emergency ambulance everytime DSP makes "come hither" eyes at Naku
*Standing around with a glazed look in the eyes while family/friends talk to them
* Answering "Dutta" when people ask their name

These are just some of the symptoms recorded, who knows how many more may have been missed. This disease is out of control and no cure has yet been discovered.

We invite all females with some or all of the above mentioned symptoms to register themselves at the DSP Mental Hospital to recieve help and guidence towards controlling this disease. Please bring along any relatives or friends who you think may also be afflicted.



With Regards


Noorie ChurailMukhi
Matron of DSP Mental Hospital


p.s We are giving away a goody bag of DSP memorabilia to everyone who attends. Big smile



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Posted: 14 March 2011 at 6:11pm | IP Logged
Hi,

Me first....I am suffering with all the symptoms which you have mentioned....I have one more...I can see DUTTA in my dreams...thats the best part.....LOL

I will coming with my other two patients...Sheebu and Sonee....Wink


Edited by chitrakshgeet - 14 March 2011 at 6:14pm

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Posted: 14 March 2011 at 6:20pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by chitrakshgeet

Hi,

Me first....I am suffering with all the symptoms which you have mentioned....I have one more...I can see DUTTA in my dreams...thats the best part.....LOL

I will coming with my other two patients...Sheebu and Sonee....Wink


You see Dutta in your dreams??
Hhhhmmmm...most see Dutta while awake! 24/7, 7 days a week!Shocked
I will put your name on the list along with your friends. Thank you for your response.Embarrassed


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Posted: 14 March 2011 at 6:32pm | IP Logged
Mujhe bhi admit kardo...but I am not in the advanced stages of the disease..
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Posted: 14 March 2011 at 6:42pm | IP Logged
admit me also honey but i dont rely want 2 be discharged u c   




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Posted: 14 March 2011 at 6:44pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Suvi7884

Mujhe bhi admit kardo...but I am not in the advanced stages of the disease..


Aha! You may yet be returned to sanity!

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Posted: 14 March 2011 at 6:46pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by ChurailMukhi

Originally posted by Suvi7884

Mujhe bhi admit kardo...but I am not in the advanced stages of the disease..


Aha! You may yet be returned to sanity!
I used to be..but I have sort of recovered, you see..but I dont think I'd ever compltely return to sanity..

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Posted: 14 March 2011 at 6:50pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Suvi7884

Originally posted by ChurailMukhi

Originally posted by Suvi7884

Mujhe bhi admit kardo...but I am not in the advanced stages of the disease..


Aha! You may yet be returned to sanity!
I used to be..but I have sort of recovered, you see..but I dont think I'd ever compltely return to sanity..


When was the height of your insanity??Shocked

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