Kools reporting from base : Savita collapses again in PR
Aai Archoo and Baba Manav were eating Pav Bhaji . Aai Archoo kept Baba Manav waiting for TWO HOURS saying the PAANI that came at 6 o clock came today at 8 o clock . It did NOT strike her lovely pious brain that there is such a thing called CELL PHONE .
Just then Savita and Damo came there to eat Pav Bhaji too . Direct from LOCK UP . She was awfully HUNGRY ........Naturally . Damo was doing HE HE U GOT GOOD in LOCK UP , YET UR AKAD HAS NOT Gone He He .
Savita told him DIMAG Mat CHAAT . She tried to tell him that her hours in the Lock up reminded her of her terrifying ordeal when Archu's Evil Vahini had put them in jail with false complaint .
Then Damo told her U got this punishment coz u gave ACHA BETA TAKLEEF .
Savita again told him DIMAAG MAT CHAAT .
ACCHA BETA meanwhile was busy talking to WIFEY ....his most favorite timepass . He was telling her today HOW BAD HE FELT WHEN MOMMY REFUSED TO ACKNOWLEDGE HIM AS BETA IN PUBLIC . Now I know how BURA she must have felt that day when I said I am not Layak to be Ur Beta sarcastically .........he said , nodding .NOW I KNOW .
Aai Archoo looked very very holy and understanding at this .
I am CHOTA said Baba Manav . I MUST end this cold war that I created . CHOTA shud BEND . Not MOTA . She is the MOTA one . Im the CHOTA . NOW I KNOW .
Aai Archoo looked SERENE.
I gave her TAKLEEF . Im WRONG . Tomorrow I will END IT ALL .
BUPPA will do everything THEEK said AAi Archoo in a state of divine consciouness . Lets surrender our brains to BUPPA .
Damo RAN to their table the moment he spotted them . ACHANA MELI ACHANA his heart sang . My BOU . [ Thats the way he pronounces BAHU .Just like Vinod says MINCHOO instead of Manju ]
Savita reprimanded him and sat at another table .
Wanna Sit with my BOU and BETA he Sulked .
No NEED said Savita rightly . ACHA BETA had NOT bothered to come upto her and ask her HOW SHE WAS after her LOCK UP ORDEAL . He uses MOM only as a TOPIC in discussions with wife to ease his conscience . He shud have known she must have recollected that horrifying ordeal that his mom once faced due to his Holy Wife's Holy family .
Then their ORDERS came at once and Savita told Waiter egoistically to SERVE HER FIRST . the Pav Bhaji was TEEKHA so she coughed and coughed . Narad Muni Damo immediately said
U know WHY this happened ?Coz u ATE THEIR FOOD ! He He He ! Coz u CHEENED their NIWALA ! Those who eat OTHERS NIWALAS Always COUGH ! God Punished u !
Savita told the idiot DIMAG MAT CHAAT .
They then came home and she sat TIREDLY on the bed . Damo wanted to be MORE mean , his quota of the day WAS NOT OVER . He told her
I am NOT UR NOUKAR TO GIVE U UR MEDS .U TAKE THEM URSELF . I will TAKE ONLY MINE and SLEEP .
Savita again told him DIMAAG MAT CHAAT . She then went and in a fuddled state took the wrong meds and collapsed on her bed coz her BP shot up due to ADVERSE EFFECTS .
Acha Beta and his Pativrata Wife were meanwhile feeding ORPHANS in Mandir and smiling patronizingly , wondering HOW MUCH PUNYA they will accumalate by this DEED . AAi Archoo was CONFIDENT that BUPPA will BRING THEIR FAMILY TOGETHER BY THIS MERITORIOUS ACT .
Acha Beta then told Pativrata Wife AAI WAS NOT ALWAYS SO BAD . She BROUGHT US UP SINGLE HANDEDLY AS DRUNK BABA was on TOURS . He did NOT DO HER SAPNE POORE , she MUST HAVE COME WITH SOME SAPNE as a BRIDE . She then learnt to SURVIVE in this HARSH world U GOTTA GIVE BACK AS GOOD AS U GET .People made MAZAAK of OUR POVERTY . She PROTECTED US .
ACHI WIFE listened with holy understanding and said TRUST BUPPA . She then grew wings but they hid under her vermilion sari that made her look CHIKNI .
1] I am searching and searching for a person in this serial who can SLAP Damodar very very hard and TIGHT . The slap shud be STINGING . Thats my personal wish as a viewer . Do u guys think the Honorable VISHWASRAO KAKA 's GHOST can pay a visit and do it in this serial ?
2] To give MEDS to his SICK Wife who took Care of him and his drunk states for so many years he says he isnt her SERVANT . But She is his HAQ Ki SERVANt when she STANDS and serves him FOOD i suppose ?
3] While watching those orphans that they fed like two Self realised Saints did Manav and Archana think of an ORPHAN .........SACHU , whom they dont even give a THOUGHT nowdays ?
5] Does ANYONE taunt a wife who has JUST come from Lock up before she has even eaten a meal ? Its the HEIGHT of Insensitivity .
6] Ankita Lokhande needs to pronounce BAAPPA in the right way . Its BAAPA ........with BAA as in BAA BAA BLACK SHEEP . She says BUPPA .........BUP as in UP . I have noticed it for long now .........thats NOT the MARATHI pronounciation ...it sounds very HINDI . Even HINDI Folk pronounce it RIGHT as BAAPPA . CVS correct her please .
7] If Manav KNOWS exactly what Mom has been thru and YET he is hell bent on BREAKING her spirit , he is even MORE WRONG . U don't walk away to another table when u see ur mom after an ordeal in LOCK UP . U go to her and ask her HOW SHE IS whether she talks to u or not . She did not walk away that day but defended u , right ? Its BLOOD BOND theres no place for EGO here . U know uve HURT her , GO PUT IT RIGHT .
REFERENCES TO BATAT
Behen Vaishoo paid Whimsical Varsha a visit . I am GONNA Punish Batat she told her firmly , looking horribly SELF RESPECTING . I'm Gonna give him SAZAA .
Ya , Good IDEA said Whimsical Varsha , her eyes lighting up as this was RIGHT up her alley . We will put him in JAIL .
But Just then Decent Satish came there and informed them Batat was NOT coming to office since TWO DAYS .
Hope he Hasn't FLED to another STATE .......muttered Whimsical Varsha intelligently . Behen Vaishoo looked SHOCKED .
My comment : Yea , As if he was gonna sit and wait like a sitting duck waiting to be shot while u bozos finally come to ur SENSES after ur incessant HIDINGS . Naturally he FLED . Intelligent man , with much better survival instincts than the Entire clan of Bozos put together .The Karanjkars . The Kholi Trio gave him so much time to plan that he even found a way to get rid of Satish's fear and YET make more money . He RAN AWAY to PHOREN . Now who will u give SAZAA ? Sazaa dene ki liye woh hai kaha u CARTOONS ? Now u guys do one thing , u sit and sing
Hum Dena Chahte The Sazaa
Par Woh Nahi Hua Razaa
Hum taakte Rahe Fizaa
Woh Phoren mein Maar Raha hai Mazaa !
And BTW what did Varsha mean by saying VISHWASGHAAT KI SAZAA MILNI HI CHAHIYE ? Did not SHE too do Satish's VISHWASGHAAT ? She is in no position to PREACH about BETRAYALS to ANYONE .
Bhavna came there with BADAM KA HALWA for Behen Vaishoo coz she is Prego . Here , EAt it , she said , Maternally . Then she asked Vaishoo how she Travelled nowdays .
By RICKSHAW said Behen Vaishoo Shamefacedly . That too with Evil Manju's money . U see guys , Batat , who protects his assets ,has locked his AC cars in his garage before absconding .
What ! Said Bhavna , thoroughly disturbed and shocked , coz she had NEVER travelled without AC cars in her LIFE . Darling thats AWFUL ! I won't hear a word ! Ur gonna go home today in OUR CAR , I'll give the driver instructions ! U poor Baby , travelling in those BUMPITY ricks ! How ur Butt must be BOUNCING ! Why , its BAD for the Baby !
Then Bhavna remembered her POTA . Im gonna take care of Whimsical Varsha JUST like this when she becomes PREG too she said Happily and patted Behen Vaishoo on her Cheek . U poor PET . Going in Rickshaws indeed . Not a WORD . My CAR is HAZIR .
Whimsical Varsha squirmed . She had rejected ALL these LAAD PYAARS of Bhavna as INTERFERENCE in her I WANT MY SPACE phase when she had been Prego . Now toh she cud NEVER be prego .
Btw Bhavna is RIGHT . Mumbai roads r HORRIBLE and its better to travel by BUS or TRAIN if ur preg rather than RICKs . So True .
The Kudi was roaming around the streets of Mumbai thinking of giving Batat a divorce and GIVING A DIRECTION TO VAISHU"S LIFE when she SWOONED in front of a car .
The Next thing was she was in a hospital and the Doc was telling her she was PREGO .
The Kudi looked towards Heaven and THANKED WAHE GURU and BATAT . The Darling Hit the Mark again , she thought , having a FULFILLED WOMANLY feeling . He NEVER MISSES , the Chubby Pet . Thats the reason I tolerate him although he is SO EVIL . SUCH NISHAANEBAAZI ! OMg I have married a GENIUS ! Oh Batat Batat ! Where ARE u right now ? Look , U have made a RECORD ! THREE THREE BACHCHAS ! While Others r doing BHAJANS ! OMG Batat Zindabad ! Orange Shorts Zindabad ! Where ARE u darling ?Come and see what u have SOWED O SEXY FARMER !
My Comment : He is there in PHOREN tossing a credit card towards a Gori who has been 'GOOD" and not nagged him and walking off somewhere to mint dollars right at this moment O Kudi .I bet u he hasn't wasted a single moment as soon as he landed at the AIRPORT . The FOURTH Jaipurwalla Kid is ON the way RIGHT NOW .
Meanwhile guys ARMAN haven't made even ONE baby . How can they ? First BED was in middle , then Vaishu was in middle and now some r saying Savita will be in middle . Poor Arman .
CVs ? A suggestion ?Give em TWINS as everything happened LATE in their life . EKDUM DO DO .
Show Savita surrounded by her 3 grandchildren while Archoo looks happily from kitchen .Savita shud not getTIMe only to be angry .
Show how Archu fills the Deshmukh house with LIFE . She has been accused of taking away a life from Deshmukh household ..Show Savita saying today she filled the house with Life as little Sachu and the twins run around her tricking her .
Show Archu and Vandu managing house and helping in business BOTH .
Show Archu arranging a graduation party for Vandu when she graduates amidst such difficult circumstances .
Show Archu helping Damodar to win an award in his drama career by helping him practise for a difficult role . We wud like to see Damodar doing something constructive instead of merely taunting .
Show Manav HAPPY to see Savita being tricked by her grandkids .
In short show Archu's LIFE . Show that she has a life BESIDES solving ETERNAL problems of Karanjkars . She shud be shown as a happy bustling woman going to functions with HER family and 3 kids , now doing well , insisting on respect for her in laws .
The Deshmukhs need Happiness too .
Disclaimer : The Gori remark is NOT to indicate foreigners r fast and loose .it is merely to show that this Player Dharmesh is PERFECTLY capable of doing the SAME THING abroad too .
Kools signing off for the day .CIAO friends . Enjoy .