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Posted: 14 March 2011 at 3:44am | IP Logged

Hi Friends,

          It's all Funny!!!! Don't miss it

Dad to Tintu mon: when I beat you how did you control your anger?
Tintu mon: I start cleaning the toilet.
Dad: How does that satisfy you?
Tintu mon: I clean it with your tooth brush.


Tintu Mon 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle
full of girls.
God: Bless u!
Today Tintu Mon is the bus conductor of a Girls College. 

Boy1: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Boy1: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Boy1: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog


Tintumon called FM radio & said
"I've found a purse with Rs.15000/- a credit card & an ID card of
Mr.Mani, No.13,Halls rd,kannur….
Radio jocky : How honest ….so you want to return his purse…?
Tintumon : no……. i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him… 

Father and tintumon were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.
The father was explaining how ferocious and strong tigers are, and tintumon was taking it all in with a serious expression.
"Dad," tinumon said finally, "if the tiger got out of his cage and ate you up …"
"Yes, son?" the father said expectantly.
"What bus should I take home?" tintumon finished. 


Tintumon was asked to write a sign board for the traffic near the school.
He wrote"Drive carefully! Don't kill the students, wait for the teachers" 

prof:chemical symbol of Barium?
Tintumon:BA
prof:For sodium?
Tintumon:NA
prof:wat will we get if 1 atom of BA & 2 atom of NA combines?
tintumon:"BANANA "


PASSIVE VOICE
teacher: Write the passive voice of " I made a mistake"
tintumon: " I was made by a mistake"

Tintumon went to his Dad's Friend's home late night. Uncle offered him to Sleep in Baby's room.
Tintumon refused because the Baby might Cry at Night and went to sleep in the drawing hall.
Next morning he saw a Beautiful young Girl at the breakfast table,
Tintumon : Who are you?
The girl replied,"I am Baby and You??"
Tintumon : I am a Stupid!!!



PROFESSOR
A professor to tintumon: "what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?"
tintumon: "JIMBALAKDI BAMBA"

professor: "i dont understand anything"
tintumon: "same 2 you"



PTA Meeting
Tintumon: Dad, there is a small PTA meeting at school tomorrow…..
Dad: Wat do u mean by a small PTA meeting ?
Tintumon: its… just u, me & the Principal !

Techy Tintumon
Teacher: Write a C program to prevent TITANIC from sinking..
Tintumon:Declare the variable TITANIC as float…!


Regards,

LOL


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Posted: 16 March 2011 at 5:31am | IP Logged
Originally posted by ahsima

Hi Friends,

          It's all Funny!!!! Don't miss it



Tintu Mon 2 God: Plz give me 1 bag full of money, a job and 1 big vehicle
full of girls.
God: Bless u!
Today Tintu Mon is the bus conductor of a Girls College. 

Boy1: Do u know how 2 swim?
Tintumon: No.
Boy1: A dog is better than u! It can swim.
Tintumon: So do u know how 2 swim?
Boy1: For sure!
Tintumon: Then, what's the difference between u and a dog


Regards,

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Posted: 29 March 2011 at 2:29am | IP Logged
good ones.loved bus, dog, chemical symbol and radio ones.
thanks for sharing.

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wow nice jokes

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just osm!! damn funny

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