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Posted: 17 April 2011 at 10:56am | IP Logged
Originally posted by realitybites

Hilarious SwetaROFLROFL where are u getting them from?
 

Email Forwards... LOL

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Posted: 17 April 2011 at 10:59am | IP Logged
Here is one more

: Productive Salesmanship ...
The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.

Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on productive salesmanship.

Little Sally led off: "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30," she said proudly. "My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Jenny was next: "I sold magazines," she said. "I made $45 and I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Jenny," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn. The teacher held her breath.

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk. "$2,467.00" he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes," said Little Johnny.

"Toothbrushes," echoed the teacher..."How could you possibly sell enough toothbrushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny. "I set up a Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample. They all said the same thing, 'Hey, this tastes like shit!'.
Then I would say, 'It IS shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?

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Posted: 17 April 2011 at 11:04am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sweta01

Originally posted by realitybites

TotallyCool and the interesting thing is they are still JoyEmbarrassed
 
LOLLOLYeap, I am more into personality traits and attitudes.
 
Sleep is at times so comfortingEmbarrassedEmbarrassedLOL Mom was very angry at me as she wanted to go for shoppingLOLLOL
 

Oh yes.. so true!!! EmbarrassedEmbarrassed I am so tempted to put a pic here now.. haha.. but site uploading is a problem.. oh well... would have removed it later anyways... LOL

Nice... Smile

yeah too comforting... Embarrassed but which one should forget somewhat as soon as one has e a child... LOLLOLLOL I get up so many times in the night just to check whether her blanket is cover properly or not.. though now it is so hot still I feel her feet should be covered so as to not catch the cold cos of fan air.




 
Ok, chalo whenever u feel like.
 
haan that is trueLOLLOL A very caring motherEmbarrassed Moms are like that.

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Posted: 17 April 2011 at 11:06am | IP Logged
Oh my Little Johnny jokes!! they are notorious!

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Posted: 17 April 2011 at 11:06am | IP Logged
teacher : water ka chemical formula batao...!!

student : H2O+MgCl2 + CaSo4+AlCl3+NaOH+KOH+HNo3+H2So4+Hcl+CO2+
.............

Sir : Ye sab kya bata raha hai???

Student : Sir, Ye municipalty ka pani haii..!!

ROFL ROFL

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Posted: 17 April 2011 at 11:07am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sweta01

teacher : water ka chemical formula batao...!!

student : H2O+MgCl2 + CaSo4+AlCl3+NaOH+KOH+HNo3+H2So4+Hcl+CO2+
.............

Sir : Ye sab kya bata raha hai???

Student : Sir, Ye municipalty ka pani haii..!!

ROFL ROFL
 
Add super bug tooROFLROFL
 
 

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Posted: 17 April 2011 at 11:13am | IP Logged
Originally posted by realitybites

Originally posted by sweta01

teacher : water ka chemical formula batao...!!

student : H2O+MgCl2 + CaSo4+AlCl3+NaOH+KOH+HNo3+H2So4+Hcl+CO2+
.............

Sir : Ye sab kya bata raha hai???

Student : Sir, Ye municipalty ka pani haii..!!

ROFL ROFL
 
Add super bug tooROFLROFL
 
 

LOL Yeah!!! LOL

Now the govt is claiming reports are not true!!! God save the population if it is really true.. though it is hard to believe govt claims...

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Posted: 17 April 2011 at 11:24am | IP Logged
Its sad but you know it didnt cause even a flutter amongst people. Although the media tried to hype it. Everyone is so fed up that they have given up and left it to God.
Heard abt the disgusting paani puri wala of MbaiDeadDead I think the man was psychoticDeadDead

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