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Siddhima/JeRan Unbreakable Bond:Saas Sang Sasural (Page 88)

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Posted: 11 March 2011 at 5:43am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Elysia

Haye, mera dil Ouch 
 
Mere itne huge plans the DSP and Tasha ki future ke liye, sab shuru hone se pehle khatam hogaye.
 
Chalo. With the new MR article, we need some humor around here. So. I thought of this small but interesting AS-Purohit-Dutta scene. I mean, D's SR is a big deal aur ek saal se bechaara Dutta... Well, dot dot dot, you know what *wiggles eyebrows*
 
Even AS got worried for her future as a potential grandmother ke she called for Purohit.
 
AS: Purohit Ji, hum bohot pareshan hai. Whenever my son prepares for his SR, something bad comes in his way.
 
 
Purohit: Hmm... mh... gh... umm.. chm... unn...
 
 
AS: Purohit Ji, kuch boliye na. Kya humare bete ki future me kabhi SR nahi aayegi?
 
 
Purohit: According to my calculations, his SR will happen. On a flower-field. In the rain. On the twelfth night of his twelfth year of marriage.
 
 
Dutta: NAHIIIIIIIIII.
 
 
AS: Jagadamm Jagadamm.
 

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Posted: 11 March 2011 at 5:44am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Elysia

I'm in the mood, so Kodak Moment overload tonight.
 
Following the night of AS-Purohit Ji's conversation on D's SR. Naku comes running to AS in the dead of night.
 
Naku: AAYI SAHEB!
 
 
Naku: Saab... Saab tried to climb in through my window again tonight.
 
 
AS: Kya?
 
 
 
AS: Jagadamm. Mera beta... intezaar nahi ho raha. And he still has eleven years to go.
 
 
AS: Chal, Naku. Ab bohot try kar liya Dutta ne. It's time for family intervention. Chal.
 
 
To be continued...
 

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Posted: 11 March 2011 at 5:45am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Elysia

Before I go to sleep... story abhi baki hai, lovelies. So, continued...
 
Everyone gathered for the family intervention:
 
 
AS: Dutta, humse vaada kiya tha na tu ne ke ab tu aisi koi harkat nahi karega? Meri taraf dekh aur bata. Tu Naku ke kamre mein kya kar raha tha?
 
 
Dutta:
 
 
Sudarshan *thinking*: Mere ko pata Bhau kya karne gaya Naku ke kamre mein. Ullu samjha kya mere ko?
 
 
BGs: Why are we here?
 
 
To be continued...

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Posted: 11 March 2011 at 5:45am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Elysia

Time to continue our small family intervention, ya'll.
 
AS: Dutta, meri baat maan. 11 years aur intezaar karle. You have to wait for the auspicious moment on the flower-field.
 
 
Dutta: Nahi.
 
 
Dutta: Nahi.
 
 
Dutta: NAHI.
 
 
Sudarshan: Hehe. 11 years. After 11 years, he won't even remember what to do on a SR.
 
 
Dutta: Kya bola tu?
 
 
Dutta: *death glare*
 
 
Leela: Bhaag, Sudarshan.
 
 
To be continued yet...

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Posted: 11 March 2011 at 5:46am | IP Logged
Originally posted by Elysia

Lol LOL I can see that everyone's enjoying the current story-line. Well, time for the conclusion of it, and then we'll have a Madhu-Baji segment next Wink I was a bit too busy to upload all new pictures all the way through, so some of the following pics are reruns WinkLOL
 
Anyways, here goes...
 
AS: Dutta, calm re. It's only eleven more years. Tu bas-
 
 
Dutta: Aayi Saheb, main aap ke saamne hath jodhta hoon.
 
 
Dutta: Don't make me wait.
 
 
Baji *whistles*: Somebody's desperate.
 
 
Dutta: *death glares*
 
 
Leela: How come his eyes don't pop out when he does that?
 
 
Sudarshan: I think they're elastic eyeballs.
 
 
Dutta: Aayi Saheb, sirf ek raat...
 
 
AS: *emotionally cracking*
 
 
Dutta: Please, Aayi Saheb. Ek raat... Just imagine... ek raat mein kitne grandchildren produce ho sakte hai.
 
 
Baabi:
 

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Posted: 11 March 2011 at 5:49am | IP Logged
Originally posted by sidra2007

Originally posted by Elysia

I'm in the mood, so Kodak Moment overload tonight.
 
Following the night of AS-Purohit Ji's conversation on D's SR. Naku comes running to AS in the dead of night.
 
Naku: AAYI SAHEB!
 
 
Naku: Saab... Saab tried to climb in through my window again tonight.

OMG OMG

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Posted: 11 March 2011 at 5:54am | IP Logged
Ana's whole kodak moments post is so hilarious!!!  ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL
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Nominees for Golden Kela Awards

Thursday, March 10, 2011 | 11:32:38 PM IST (+05:30 GMT)   Comments 27 Comments Nominees for Golden Kela Awards

This time it's Golden Kela Awards which will honor those who just missed the top spot last year.



Earlier this year, the annual Ghanta Awards were held where the ceremony honors those who performed abysmally on the big screen. Winners included a shocking list of stars such as Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Priyanka Chopra, Uday Chopra, Lara Dutta, Zayed Khan and many more. 
 
This time it's Golden Kela Awards which will honor those who just missed the top spot last year. Golden Kela Awards, which has gained a lot of popularity pff late, began three years ago by Twenty Onwards Media, a cooperation that published the comic magazine, Random. This year the awards will take place on March 12th and will be presented by Cyrus Broacha.

 
Let's take a look at the nominees.
 
Worst Actor
Nominees: Imraan Khan (I Hate Luv Storys, Break Ke Baad), Neil Nitin Mukesh (Lafangey Parindey), John Abraham (Jhootha Hi Sahi), Hrithik Roshan (Guzaarish), Shah Rukh Khan (My Name Is Khan).
 
Worst Actress
Nominees: Sonam Kapoor (Aisha), Deepika Padukone (Housefull, Break Ke Baad), Aishwarya Rai Bachchan (Raavan), Kareena Kapoor & Kajol (We Are Family), Priyanka Chopra (Anjaana Anjaani), Pakhi Tyrewala (Jhootha Hi Sahi).
 
Worst Film
Nominees: Housefull, I Hate Luv Storys, Veer, My Name Is Khan, Tees Maar Khan, Aisha, Anjaana Anjaani and Action Replayy.

Worst Supporting Actor (male)
Nominees: Arjun Rampal (We Are Family, Housefull), Vir Das (Badmaash Company), Emraan Hashmi (Once Upon A Time In Mumbai), Aditya Roy Kapoor (Action Replayy, Guzaarish) and Rannvijay (Action Replayy).
 
Worst Supporting Actor (female)
Nominees: Kangna Ranaut (Kites, No Problem, Once Upon A Time In Mumbai), The Three Whatsisname Girls (Prince), Jiah Khan (Housefull).
 
Worst Director
Nominees: Anil Sharma (Veer), Farah Khan (Tees Maar Khan), Ashutosh Gowariker (Khelein Hum Jee Jaan Sey), Abbas Tyrewala (Jhootha Hi Sahi), Rohit Shetty (Golmaal 3), Sanjay Leela Bhansali (Guzaarish), Sajid Khan (Housefull), Vipul Shah (Action Replayy).
 
Worst Debutant (male)
Nominees: Aditya Narayan (Shaapit), Chang (Badmaash Company), Manish (Prince), Ranveer Singh (Band Bajaa Baraat), Akshay Oberoi (Isi Life Mein).
 
Worst Debutant (female)
Nominees: Zarine Khan (Veer), Aruna Shields & Neeru Bajwa (Prince), Sandeepa Dhar (Isi Life Mein), Barbara Mori (Kites), Pakhi Tyrewala (Jhootha Hi Sahi).
 
Most original story
Nominees: Teen Patti, We Are Family, Bumm Bumm Bole, Knock Out, Lafangey Parindey, Action Replayy.
 
Baawra ho gaya hai kya (Have you gone crazy?) Award
Nominees: The Whole Cast and Crew (My Name Is Khan), Ben Kingsley (Teen Patti), Mani Ratnam (Raavan), Yash Chopra (Pyaar Impossible, Badmaash Company, Lafangey Parindey, Band Bajaa Baraat), Ajay Devgn (Toonpur Ka Superhero), Abhay Deol (Aisha).

Most Atrocious Lyrics Award
Nominees: Anvita Dutt Guptan - Jingle Jingle (Badmaash Company), Shirish Kunder - Tees Maar Khan (Tees Maar Khan), Swanand Kirkire - Pagal Anukan (Robot), Abbash Tyrewala - Cry Cry Kitna Cry (Jhoota Hi Sahi), Sanjay Leela Bhansali - 100 Gram Zindagi (Guzaarish).

Most Irritating Song Of The Year Award
Nominees: Aap Ka Kya Ho Ga (Housefull), Tees Maar Khan (Tees Maar Khan), Lutt Gaya (Band Baaja Baraat), Zor Ka Jhatka (Action Replayy), Tere Naina (My Name Is Khan), Pee Loon (Once Upon A Time In Mumbai).

Worst Animated Film
Nominees: Luv Kush, Ramayan - The Epic, Bal Hanuman 2, My Friend Ganesha 3, Toonpur Ka Superhero, Baru The Wonder Kid, Bird Idol.

When Did This Come Out Award
Nominees: Dulha Mil Gaya, Kushti, Milenge Milenge, Toh Baat Pakki, Shortkut, Aashayein
Jane Kahan Se Aayi Hai, Ek Second - Jo Zindagi Badal De?

The Chimpoo Kapoor Award (The Chimpoo Kapoor Award for No-Talent Relatives of Celebrities)
Nominees: Imraan Khan, Sonam Kapoor, Punit Malhotra, Aditya Narayan, Uday Chopra.

3 Idiots Childbirth Award (3 Idiots Childbirth Award for Most Ridiculous Sequences in a Film)
Nominees: The second half of My Name Is Khan, the mosquito sequence from Robot, the gorilla sequence from No Problem, the end sequence of Knock Out, the whole movie of Prince.

Other Special Awards
Lajja Award for Worst Treatment of A Serious Issue
Bas Kijiye Bahut Ho Gaya Award
Jajantram Mamantram Award for Worst Named Film
Special Award for The Worst Trilogy Ever in the History of Films
The Ajooba Award for Sheer Awesomeness
Black Award for Emotional Blackmail
Sonu Nigam Award for Career Suicide
Worst Casting Ever

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