HI guyz,
What a day? No work ! Just cooling my heels thinking whats happening in the forum..no chahal-pahal at all....so was thinking of writing some jibberishπ.(wanted to write some OS but can't get inspired...)
So yesterday i saw that tasha feeding eachother from last friday last week and was wondering..ki Dutta ko kitne khillanewaale hai..
1)There was that chipkaali seema...Dutta ne kya gazaab kiya tha tab....he bit her fingers when she was feeding him..π‘..Dutta agar tune ye jaldi se naku ke saath nahin kiya to bas yaad rakhna...i am very handy with a belanπ
2) Then came the Dragon Lady with mawali BF..Cheeke to out of hsi9 shirt...ewwww...anyways madam ne badey hi seductive style se Dutta ko niwala khilaya tha...which Dutta ne badi hi sharafat se kha liya tha..whithout saying Chuuu..Kyu bhai? do baar mein hi maan gaye? thoda adamant hona maangata tha..bolna tha..aye ladki..main neeche jaata hai..meri koyal mere liye rasgulla laayee hogi..nahi..par aap Dutta saheb to bas backless blouse dekh ke phisal gaye..π‘
chalo teek hai..maaf kiya aapko koyal ka haale-dil nahin maloom tha hai na!π³
3)Apni koyal nakku ne to baade pyaar se khilaya tha jab Dutta ne aapne naughty eyes ishara kiya tha....miss those naughty eyes...
bas phir kya tha..Ab to Dutta saheb aapne haatho se khana bhul hi gaye hai.Arey bartaan ki aawaaz hote hi nakku ji jo daudi jaati thi kitchen mein unhe khillane ke liye..π³π³π³π³
aor to aour,wo jab tak Chipkalli se apni izzat bachcha rahe the..hamesha khane se maana kartey the..kyunki ab nakku nahi thi naa..khillane ke liye and he had forgotten ki niwala aapne haath se uthate kaise hai...aur ye bhi pata tha ki agar is chipkaali ne khilani ki koshish ke to mujhe dysentry ho jayegi..π€’
So after lot of taap he got back his nakku and uske stomach ne chain ki saas li..chalo now atleast she will feed me..and feed him she did..
Then Dutta thought chalo let me try this too and he fed her...akhir mujhe khillatey rakne ke liye my Hot Nakku would need her strength,no?π³
Ab apart from these 4 aur bhi log hai jinke karan Dutta apne haath se niwala toorna bhul gaya hai..
The miscellaneous group is..
Kalawati,Leelawati,roopwati and madhumati.πππ.no no no..sorry..sirf madhu..
Now only person left to feed him is his pyara Baaji...par phir socha..agar sab sirf khillaeyge to pilllayaga kaun...
So Baaji and nakku(biwi hai so khana aur peena dono) are the people who pillao our Dutta..paani ho ya baatli ka anguri juice..both..ππ
Now i don't blame Dutta for forgetting how to feed himself, do you?
Well given a chance, PAtil Saheb ko Ek Niwala Aur nmain bhi khillana chahti hoon..hoping that he will bite my fingers too..ππ³
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