1. Is your Dad an astronaut? Because someone took the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
this is cute
2. You must be tired because you've been running through my dreams all night - really? Wow I wish someone did dream about me
3. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? - Erm...
4. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see! - I'm from England
5. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. - trying to refer to something?
6. Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? - why so that you can get my number
7. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away! - CPR meaning?
8. Was your dad king? He must have been to make a princess like you. - I'm not a princess
9. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. - were you in boy scouts?
10. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room? - there are better looking girls in my class I'm telling you
11. You are the reason men fall in love. - I dont think so
12. I'm writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you. - why, who are you? What do you want to know?
13. If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. - chocolate
14. When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor, so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons. - more like picking me up
15. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror) - I'm not beautiful really!!
16. Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven? - did it hurt you?
17. Can I borrow a quarter? I told my Mom I'd call when I met the girl of my dreams. - I believe in not $
18. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes. - Who are you? STALKER!!!
19. Excuse me, but I think I dropped something, my jaw! - I thought you dropped more than that
20. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart. - I dont want to date a thief!!!!
21. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? - Ask someone else
22. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. - no more like You and yourseld
23. If I followed you home, would you keep me? - NEVER!!!
24. Was your father an alien? Because there's nothing else like you on earth! - Were you an alien?
26. You're like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life! - I do?
27. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back. - don't get it
28. You remind me of a magnet, because you sure are attracting me over here! - I'm a magnet now?
29. If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning". - weird
30. Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date? - I would love to eat dates
31. Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend? - not looking for a boyfriend
To be continued...