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A woman's week at the gym...

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Posted: 28 February 2011 at 3:09pm | IP Logged
To all my friends who work out'.or not'
 
seems to apply to everyone at this age, especially to women, in show biz...enjoy///
 
if u dont laugh, then seriously u r not in good mood today!

 HAPPY MONDAY!

A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM


If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
 

Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my husband purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
 
Although I am still in great shape , I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
 
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
 
Friends seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
 
________________________________
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god-- with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling white smile.  Woo Hoo!!
 
Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!
 
Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!
 
________________________________
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.  Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it!  My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile.  His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT!  It's a whole new life for me.
 
_______________________________
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it.  I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals.  Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
 
Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members.  His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.
 
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster.  Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?  Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life.  He said some other shit too.
 
_______________________________
THURSDAY:
Asshole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl.  I couldn't help being a half an hour late-- it took me that long to tie my shoes.
 
He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom.  He sent some skinny bitch to find me.
 
Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine-- which I sank.
_________________________________
FRIDAY:
I hate that bas***d Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic, little aerobic instructor.  If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.
 
Christo wanted me to work on my triceps.  I don't have any triceps!  And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.
 
The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher.  Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
 
________________________________
SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today.  Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel..
 
________________________________
SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over.  I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun-- like a root canal or a hysterectomy.  I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!



Edited by Omshanti1111 - 01 March 2011 at 7:38am

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Posted: 28 February 2011 at 3:17pm | IP Logged
ROFL

I found it hilarious and I'm in a bad mood LOL 

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Posted: 28 February 2011 at 3:24pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by peacefulblossom

ROFL

I found it hilarious and I'm in a bad mood LOL 
it seems to be my story...how I curse my trainer with all smiles on...LOL

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Posted: 28 February 2011 at 3:30pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Omshanti1111

it seems to be my story...how I curse my trainer with all smiles on...LOL

ROFL

Think about the amazing results LOL

I'm taking it slowly this week LOL not feeling too well.

But the other week I was in pain lol...

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Posted: 28 February 2011 at 3:40pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Omshanti1111

To all my friends who work out'.or not'
 
seems to apply to everyone at this age, especially to women, in show biz...enjoy///if u dont love, then seriously u r not in good mood today!

 HAPPY MONDAY!

A WOMAN'S WEEK AT THE GYM


If you read this without laughing out loud, there is something wrong with you. This is dedicated to everyone who ever attempted to get into a regular workout routine.
 

Dear Diary,
For my birthday this year, my husband purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.
 
Although I am still in great shape , I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.
 
I called the club and made my reservations with a personal trainer named Christo, who identified himself as a 26-year-old aerobics instructor and model for athletic clothing and swim wear.
 
Friends seemed pleased with my enthusiasm to get started! The club encouraged me to keep a diary to chart my progress.
 
________________________________
MONDAY:
Started my day at 6:00 a.m. Tough to get out of bed, but found it was well worth it when I arrived at the health club to find Christo waiting for me. He is something of a Greek god-- with blond hair, dancing eyes, and a dazzling white smile.  Woo Hoo!!
 
Christo gave me a tour and showed me the machines. I enjoyed watching the skillful way in which he conducted his aerobics class after my workout today. Very inspiring!
 
Christo was encouraging as I did my sit-ups, although my gut was already aching from holding it in the whole time he was around. This is going to be a FANTASTIC week!!
 
________________________________
TUESDAY:
I drank a whole pot of coffee, but I finally made it out the door.  Christo made me lie on my back and push a heavy iron bar into the air then he put weights on it!  My legs were a little wobbly on the treadmill, but I made the full mile.  His rewarding smile made it all worthwhile. I feel GREAT!  It's a whole new life for me.
 
_______________________________
WEDNESDAY:
The only way I can brush my teeth is by laying the toothbrush on the counter and moving my mouth back and forth over it.  I believe I have a hernia in both pectorals.  Driving was OK as long as I didn't try to steer or stop. I parked on top of a GEO in the club parking lot.
 
Christo was impatient with me, insisting that my screams bothered other club members.  His voice is a little too perky for that early in the morning and when he scolds, he gets this nasally whine that is VERY annoying.
 
My chest hurt when I got on the treadmill, so Christo put me on the stair monster.  Why the hell would anyone invent a machine to simulate an activity rendered obsolete by elevators?  Christo told me it would help me get in shape and enjoy life.  He said some other shit too.
 
_______________________________
THURSDAY:
Asshole was waiting for me with his vampire-like teeth exposed as his thin, cruel lips were pulled back in a full snarl.  I couldn't help being a half an hour late-- it took me that long to tie my shoes.
 
He took me to work out with dumbbells. When he was not looking, I ran and hid in the restroom.  He sent some skinny bitch to find me.
 
Then, as punishment, he put me on the rowing machine-- which I sank.
_________________________________
FRIDAY:
I hate that bas***d Christo more than any human being has ever hated any other human being in the history of the world. Stupid, skinny, anemic, anorexic, little aerobic instructor.  If there was a part of my body I could move without unbearable pain, I would beat him with it.
 
Christo wanted me to work on my triceps.  I don't have any triceps!  And if you don't want dents in the floor, don't hand me the damn barbells or anything that weighs more than a sandwich.
 
The treadmill flung me off and I landed on a health and nutrition teacher.  Why couldn't it have been someone softer, like the drama coach or the choir director?
 
________________________________
SATURDAY:
Satan left a message on my answering machine in his grating, shrilly voice wondering why I did not show up today.  Just hearing his voice made me want to smash the machine with my planner; however, I lacked the strength to even use the TV remote and ended up catching eleven straight hours of the Weather Channel..
 
________________________________
SUNDAY:
I'm having the Church van pick me up for services today so I can go and thank GOD that this week is over.  I will also pray that next year my husband will choose a gift for me that is fun-- like a root canal or a hysterectomy.  I still say if God had wanted me to bend over, he would have sprinkled the floor with diamonds!!!

 
@Red:.....................how in god's name can a person continue doing exercises without going to the bathroom............after that whole pot of coffee...........ROFL
Hillarious post...............every para has a punch to it LOL...........mindblwing n refeshing post.
 

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Posted: 28 February 2011 at 3:50pm | IP Logged

Thanks Sonal...its hilarious,but so true...

 
I just loved the way, how adjectives changed for the instructor from Monday to Saturday...from Greek God to SatanROFL

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Posted: 28 February 2011 at 3:51pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by peacefulblossom

Originally posted by Omshanti1111

it seems to be my story...how I curse my trainer with all smiles on...LOL

ROFL

Think about the amazing results LOL

I'm taking it slowly this week LOL not feeling too well.

But the other week I was in pain lol...
true...I can see my thighs shaping up so well...in between I used to run away from the mirror...WinkLOL
actually, weight training is the major event I guess to tone up...

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Posted: 28 February 2011 at 4:08pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Omshanti1111

true...I can see my thighs shaping up so well...in between I used to run away from the mirror...WinkLOL
actually, weight training is the major event I guess to tone up...

I still run away from my  mirror LOL

Yup shape up is weight training...we have these strange tone up machines LOL

I am on cardiac training... I have a long way to go.

Hopefully look decent by the reunion I am trying to organise LOL


Edited by peacefulblossom - 28 February 2011 at 4:15pm

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