The News!!!

dolly1211 Goldie

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Posted: 17 February 2005 at 3:11am | IP Logged
Dad, Rahul and Preeti loved watching television. The three of them always fought as to who will watch what. Their mother wouldn't interfere with their fights. Each one would snatch the remote and keep changing channels. Rahul wanted to watch the cricket match, Preeti wanted to watch the cookery show and Dad the Political news.

This is what their mother heard one day:

In the parliament today...Nehra bowled his first over...and is washed away in boiling water....The finance minister...went straight into the hands of Tendulkar...and is sliced into pieces.... Mr. Krishna
visited...Anil Kumble who is now going to...break the egg and...the leader of the opposition party...is hit on the face...which will now turn red in two minutes...during the zero hour...both the umpires...are fried golden brown.

We now end the news bulletin...by calling Dravid...to peel the onion.

-misha IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 17 February 2005 at 3:12am | IP Logged
lolz , ver funnyLOL
Nankri IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 17 February 2005 at 3:52am | IP Logged
That was a good one...This has already come in the Amitabh movie named"Coolie"LOL
nulz Senior Member

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Posted: 17 February 2005 at 4:09am | IP Logged
rouble Senior Member

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Posted: 17 February 2005 at 9:37am | IP Logged
very funny...LOL
_anonymous Goldie

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Posted: 17 February 2005 at 12:57pm | IP Logged



Selina IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 10:37pm | IP Logged
Thanks for sharing. Smile
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