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heyher87 Senior Member
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Posted: 27 September 2004 at 1:55pm | IP Logged

Gandhiji Joke

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time on earth. He replied saying he had three!
Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Subhash Chandra Bose is asked the same question.
When he replies he had 10 children, God is a bit upset and gives him a cheaper car, the Ford.

Jawaharlal is next.
He decides to see what happens if he says he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot.
They ask why God hadn't given him anything.
Gandhiji replied with anger, "Some idiot told God that I was the FATHER OF THE NATION!"

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Posted: 27 September 2004 at 1:56pm | IP Logged
LOLLOL
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Posted: 27 September 2004 at 5:10pm | IP Logged
nice one hey
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SSSOOO HILARIOUS! THANKS FOR POSTING!
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Posted: 30 September 2004 at 12:33am | IP Logged
Poor gandhiji LOL
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Posted: 30 September 2004 at 3:56am | IP Logged
LOL LOL ohhhh poor guy LOL
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Posted: 30 September 2004 at 4:45am | IP Logged
Poor Gandhiji! Good one, Heyher! LOL
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LOLLOL.............thats funny Heyher!!

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