Posted:
A man was sick and tired of going to work very day
> while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what
> he went through so he prayed:
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
> while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know
> what I go through, so please allow her body to switch
> with mine for a day. Amen.
>
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
> woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
> awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed
> them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to
> school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took
> it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a
> deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put
> away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the
> checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed
> the dog.
>
> Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the
> beds,do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop
> the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the
> kids and got into an argument with them on the way
> home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
> organized to do their homework,Then set up the ironing
> board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30
> he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
> salad,breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans
> for supper.
>
> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
> dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put
> them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and,
> though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to
> bed where he was expected to make love, which he
> managed to get through without complaint.
>
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
> the bed and said, Lord,I don't know what I was
> thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able
> to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
> back."
>
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I
> feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
> to change things back to the way they were. You'll
> just have to wait nine months, though. You got
> pregnant last night."
>
> Voted Women's Favourite Email of the Year
> while his wife stayed home. He wanted her to see what
> he went through so he prayed:
> "Dear Lord: I go to work every day and put in 8 hours
> while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know
> what I go through, so please allow her body to switch
> with mine for a day. Amen.
>
> God, in his infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
> The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a
> woman. He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate,
> awakened the kids, Set out their school clothes, fed
> them breakfast, packed their lunches, Drove them to
> school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took
> it to the cleaners And stopped at the bank to make a
> deposit, went grocery shopping, Then drove home to put
> away the groceries, Paid the bills and balanced the
> checkbook. He cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed
> the dog.
>
> Then it was already 1 P.M. and he hurried to make the
> beds,do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop
> the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the
> kids and got into an argument with them on the way
> home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids
> organized to do their homework,Then set up the ironing
> board and watched TV while he did the ironing. At 4:30
> he began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for
> salad,breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans
> for supper.
>
> After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the
> dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put
> them to bed. At 9 P.M. he was exhausted and,
> though his daily chores weren't finished, he went to
> bed where he was expected to make love, which he
> managed to get through without complaint.
>
> The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by
> the bed and said, Lord,I don't know what I was
> thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able
> to stay home all day. Please, oh please, let us trade
> back."
>
> The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I
> feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy
> to change things back to the way they were. You'll
> just have to wait nine months, though. You got
> pregnant last night."
>
> Voted Women's Favourite Email of the Year
comment:
p_commentcount