Sardar Jokes

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Posted: 17 February 2005 at 1:52am | IP Logged
Beppo Singh returns from his first day at school and immediately questions
his father." Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids
could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that
because I am Sardar?"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent. "
Beppo seeming content with the answer, asks his father another
question, "Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only
count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am
Sardar ??"
"No son, that's because you are intelligent," replies his father. Happy
with the answer, Beppo poses another question to his father, "Dad,
today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than
me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??"
The father replies, "No son, that's because you are 31 years old."

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Bad Memory
One day sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth
floor of a building when a man came running in to his office
and shouted "Beppo Singh, your daughter Preeto just died in
an accident"

Beppo Singh was in panic. Not knowing what to do he
jumped from his office window while coming down when he
was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a
daughter named preeto.
When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he
was not Beppo Singh.

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Once a Hindu, Muslim and our dear Beppo Singh are standing when
a Britisher comes and asks "Hey guys what are your favorite flowers?
Hindu: "Lotus"
Britisher: "Ha I use it as toilet paper everyday !"
Hindu is surprised and angry as lotus being national flower.
Muslim: "Chameli"
Britisher: "Ha I use it as toilet paper everyday !"
Muslim also surprised and angry.
Britisher: "Sardarji and what is your favorite flower?"
Patriotic Beppo: "CACTUS! ab kar le saaf."

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Beppo Singh: (crying) the doctor called, my mother is dead.
Friend: condolence, my friend.
After 2 minutes Beppo Singh cries even louder
Friend: what now?
Beppo Singh: my sister just called, her mother died too!

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Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Beppo Singh: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Beppo Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure,
the answer is 6!!

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Lotta Singh: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs.
because of a power failure.
Beppo Singh: Thats alright, me too...I got stuck on the escalator
for 3 hrs.

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The Mail
Santa Singh was relaxing in his front yard when his neighbor,
Beppo Singh came out of the house and went straight to the
mail-box. He opened it, then slammed it shut, and stormed back
in the house. A little later he came out of his house and again
went to the mail-box and again opened it, then slammed it shut
again. Angrily, back into the house he went.
As Santa Singh was getting ready to go back inside, Beppo Singh
came out again, marched to the mail-box, opened it and then
slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by his actions Santa
asked,"Is something wrong?" To which Beppo Singh replied,
"Oye! There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps giving me a
message saying, "YOU'VE GOT MAIL!"

Selina IF-Sizzlerz

Joined: 29 December 2004
Posts: 10102

Posted: 19 February 2005 at 10:40pm | IP Logged
Thanks for sharing! Smile
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