Indian Hell

riends,
This is really good...read on


A guy dies and goes to hell. There he
finds that there is a different hell for each country.
He goes first to the German hell and asks "What do
they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an
electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed
of nails for another hour. Then the German devil comes
in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man
does not like the sound of that at all, so he moves
on. He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian
hell and many more. He discovers that they are all
more or less the same as the German hell.
Then he comes to the Indian hell and
finds that there is a very long line of people waiting
to get in. Amazed he asks "What do they do here?" He
is told "First they put you in an electric chair for
an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for
another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips
you for the rest of the day." "But that is exactly the
same as all the other hells - why are there so many
people waiting to get in? "Because maintenance is so
bad that the electric chair does not work, someone has
stolen all the nails from the bed, and the devil was a
software engg, so he swipes the card, comes in, checks
his mails and then goes to the cafeteria..."