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dolly1211

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Posted: 17 February 2005 at 1:33am | IP Logged
THIS CAN HAPPEN WITH ANY ONE OF US.................
Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K. Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav
were travelling in an Auto Rickshaw. They met with an accident and all
three of them died. Yama was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of
death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had
already decided that he should be sent to HELL. Laloo was not at all happy
with this decision.

He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made. All the
three of them had served the public. Similarly, all took bribes, all misused
public positions, etc. Then why the differential treatment? He felt that
there should be a formal test or an objective evaluation before a
decision is made; and should not be just x-udd on opinion or preconceived
notions.
Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an
English test.

1] PVNR is asked to spell "INDIA" and he does it correctly. Advani
is asked to spell "ENGLAND" and he too passes. It is Laloo's turn and he is
asked to spell "CZECHOSLOVAKIA".

Laloo protests that he doesn't know English. He says this is not
fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with
false intent. Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi (to
give another chance assuming that Laloo should at least feel that Hindi
would provide an equal platform for all three).

2] PVNR is asked to write "KUTHA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it
easily and passes. Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too
passes. Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GRRRRRR....." Tough one. He
fails again.

Laloo is extremely unhappy. Having been a student of history (which
the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected
to a test in history Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and
that he would not take any more tests.

3] PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence?" He replied
"1947" and passed. Advani is asked "How many people died during the
independence struggle?" He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3
options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.Advani catches it and says 200,000
and passes.

It's Laloo's turn now.Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of
each of the 200,000 who died in the independence struggle. Laloo accepts
defeat and agrees to go to HELL.

Moral of the story : IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THEN GOD ONLY CAN SAVE U.

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Posted: 19 February 2005 at 10:43pm | IP Logged
Thanks for sharing. Smile

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