ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!!

ONE GOOD REASON WHY NOT TO FLIRT!!!!!
>
> A couple were invited to a swanky family masked fancy
> dress Halloween party. The wife got a terrible
> headache and told her husband to go to the party
> alone. He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she
> argued and said she was going to take some aspirin
> and go to bed and there was no need for his good time
> to be spoiled by not going.
>
> So he took his costume and away he went. The wife,
> after sleeping soundly for about an hour, woke without
> pain and as it was still early, decided to go to the
> party. As her husband didn't know what her costume
> was, she thought she would have some fun by watching
> her husband to see how he acted when she was not with
> him.
>
>
> So she joined the party and soon spotted her husband
> in his costume, cavorting around on the dance floor,
> dancing with every nice "chick" he could and copping
> a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife
> went up to him and being a rather seductive babe
> herself, he left his new partner high and dry and
> devoted his time to her. She let him go as far as he
> wished, naturally, since he was her husband.
>
>
> After more drinks he finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had passionate intercourse in the back seat. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make up for his outrageous behavior. She was sitting up reading when he came in, so she asked what kind of time he had.

"Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good
time when you're not there." Then she asked,
"Did you dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one
dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and
some other guys, so we went into the spare room and
played poker all evening."

"You must have looked really silly wearing that
costume playing poker all night!" she said with
unashamed sarcasm.

To which the husband replied, "Actually, I gave my
costume to your Dad, apparently he had the time of
his life."
>

Thanks for sharing!

ha hah ha ha ha!!!

eeeeewwwwwwwwww......gross.......hilarious though

that is soooooooo sick!

lol poor ol' wife

...sorry i dont even find it funny...its so sick....