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dolly1211

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Posted: 17 February 2005 at 1:27am | IP Logged
A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it instead?"
"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.
"Will you use it to gamble instead of buying food?" the man asked.
"No, I don't gamble," the homeless man said. "I need everything I can get just to stay alive."
Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.
"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"
"Will you spend the money on a woman in the red light district instead of food?" the man asked.
"What disease would I get for ten lousy bucks?!!" exclaimed the homeless man.
Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you the money.
Instead, I'm going to take you home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."
The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."
The man replied, "That's okay. I just want her to see what a man looks like who's given up beer, gambling, golf, and sex.

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Posted: 01 March 2005 at 2:06pm | IP Logged

Nice!!!  LOLLOL

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Posted: 01 March 2005 at 3:57pm | IP Logged
i agree!Big smile

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Posted: 01 March 2005 at 4:09pm | IP Logged
Hehehehe LOL

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Posted: 01 March 2005 at 6:43pm | IP Logged
LOL

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Posted: 01 March 2005 at 6:58pm | IP Logged
LOLLOL

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Posted: 18 March 2005 at 7:47am | IP Logged
ha ha!! nice joke dolly!!

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