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Originally posted by: ifra

Why does sardar always smile during lightning storm?
they think there picture has been taken.
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😆😆😆lolzz i like this 1.....😆

thanx..😆

hahhahahahha 😆 they all were very funny 😆

hahhahahahha 😆 they all were very funny 😆

TEACHER: Cindy, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? CINDY: You told me to do it without using tables!

Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt? Father : No. Why do you ask that? Son : Well, where did you get THIS mummy then? 😆 😆 😆

Teacher: Now, 10zeel, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? 10Zeel: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

hey buddy

itz gr8 tht ur sharing jokes v r all enjoyin thm but if they pertained 2 pak tv/films/music or celebz it wud b better

here an ex: (i made it up rite now so itz corny)

watz meera's fave season?

SUMMER..she was a reason 2 go bare

British Airways flight is going to Karachi from London.

When it gets close to Karachi it starts having some kind of trouble. The pilot Contacts the air tower at Karachi airport and asks for help:

"Karachi, this Captain Smith, British Airways flight 007, do you read?"

"flight 007, dis iz Karachi felight contorol, go ahead"

"Karachi, this is flight 007, we have a problem"

"dis iz Karachi, vat kind of peroblem?"

"this is flight 007, we have lost power to our engines, please advise"

"dis iz Karachi, i reed you, peleez check some things for me, ok?"

"this is flight 007, go ahead"

"dis iz Karachi, can you get emergency pover to your engines?"

"this is flight 007, negative, no power is available"

"dis iz Karachi, can you peleez bering your altitutde to 20,000 feet?"

"this is flight 007, negative, our wing controls do not respond"

"dis iz Karachi, can you peleez see if you can lower your veels?"

"this is flight 007, negative, landing gears are stuck"

"dis is Karachi, vould you peleeze repeet thez words after me"

"this is flight 007, go ahead"

"dis iz Karachi, repeat thez words peleeze: Ashhadu An Lailaha Illallah Wa Ashhadu Anna Muhammadur Rasulullah

too gud yaaaaaaaar u r too gud 👏
keep posting it plz

hey ifra
who is that in ur pic actually she is cute thats why i m asking i am thinking that may be its u??????????????