Posted:
13 years ago
A random joke ! π
A man and a woman get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them is hurt. After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says: "So you're a man and I'm a woman β that's highly significant. And just look at our cars...there's nothing left of them! But the remarkable thing is that neither of us is hurt. This must surely be a sign from God that we were intended to meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replies, "I agree with you entirely β this must indeed be a sign from the good Lord!"
"And look at this," the woman continues, "here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished and yet this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine to celebrate our good fortune, doesn't he?" She hands the bottle to the man. Eagerly nodding his head in agreement, he opens it and takes a few large swigs before handing it back to the woman. To his surprise she immediately puts the cap back on the bottle and returns it to him.
"Well, aren't you having any?" he asks disappointedly.
"No," she replies. "I think I'll just sit here and wait for the police!"π