Posted: 27 January 2011 at 2:50am | IP Logged
Here's a possible track that might be interesting in the future...
Now, we all know that Mona thinks that as a girl, she shouldn't be the one to say that she loves Anukalp, right? Well, we also know that we would like these two lovebirds to unite and not become so distant that their love fades away, so how about this track...
Mona finds a way to tell Anu that she loves him, but she won't actually be 'telling' him. Here's how:
Mona calls Karan and tells him that she just doesn't understand guys and how they think, so, as a guy, what can he tell her about love and maybe even something that can help express her feelings to Anu without being obvious.
Karan asks her if she has told Anu that she loves him, she says no. He asks if Anu has recently told her how he feels, she says no. Karan says that's a bad sign and they must do something about it soon. Mona asks what, because she is at a total loss about what to do. She tells Karan that Anu has changed and sometimes he even walks away while she's still talking to him!
Karan says "Tussi fikar shikar mat karo" and gives her a fab idea that will surely make things A-ok between them. She asks what, because she's at her wits end and she loves and adores Anu.
He tells her that, since she thinks that the girl should say "I love you first", she won't have to say it to Anu, but to someone else. Mona asks who? She can only say that to her hubby and to no one else.
Karan says that he has a plan, but she must do exactly as he says for things to go perfect and they will get the right result. She says ok, she's in.
He says, "Ek kaam karo. Tussi kal shopping karney jaana, aur dher saari shopping bags lekar ghar aana. Thoda kharcha karna padega. Ghar me sab ke liye kuch na kuch choto moti gift khareedlena, jo bhi unko achi lagey. Shopping karke theek 6 bajey ghar lautna."
Mona says "Che bajey kyu?"
Karan says that he has some friends who are into theater and he is going to ask them to hang around her house until she returns from her shopping expedition and do some acting. Then as soon as she steps out of the rickshaw with all her shopping bags, she should drop a shopping bag on the road near the house and walk to the front door, then knock on the front door.
Mona says "Accha, phir kya karu?"
Karan says, "Jaisey woh log darwaza kholey, tum peeche dekhna ke ek shopping bag tumsey gir gaya, aur ja ke uthalena. Tabhi mere dost acting karenge ke woh goondey mawali type mundey hain aur tujhe dekhke ceetee bajaenge."
Mona says, "By God, yeh kya kehrahe ho! Sara ghar dekh lega tou?"
Karan says "Wohi tou! Ham chahte hain ke woh sab dekhe ke kuch mawali munde tujhe chhed rahe hain. Aur Anukalp bhi dekh raha hoga. Uska aur unka yeh sab dekhna bahut zaroori hai, khas karke Anukalp ka dekhna."
Mona says "Haan, woh tou hai. Phir?"
Karan says, "Mein mere ek dost ko kahunga ke kuch aisi baat boley, ke tumhe ekdumsey gussa ajae. Phir tum kehna, arre o badtameez, yeh shareefon ka mohalla hai, ek ladki se kaisey baat karte hain, kissi ne sikhaya nahi ab tak?"
The gunda (who is actually Karan's friend) will say, "Arre chhamakchhallo, kissi ne nahi sikhaya, tou tumhi yahan aa kar sikhado na!" Then they all laugh like goons do.
Karan says "Phir tum kehna, besharam kahinke, mein ek shaadi shuda aurat hu, by God. Aur mein apne pati se behad pyar karti hu, apni yeh bakwas band na ki, tou woh tumhari chutney bannadega! Sunaa lakdi ke pehelwaan?"
Karan then says that "Woh ladka Anukalp ki insult karega, tab tum moka dekh kar kehdena, ke jateho yahan se? Ya maar khane ka shauk hai? Bulaoo mere pati ko? Agar usey gussa agaya tou tumhari khair nahi, by God!"
Karan says "Phir woh bolega, ha ha, bulao saley ko, ham bhi dekhe, is gulab ke saath kaunsa kanta chipka hua hai, hoga koi chhota, mota, ganja joker ki aulad."
"Tab tum kehna, tumne kya kaha mere pati ko? Tumhari himmat kaisey hui?? Mera pati lamba, handsome aur sher jaisa hai, by God. Kismat wali hu, ke mujhe aisa pati mila. Tumharey tou woh saarey daant tod ke, do minute mein hospital bhej sakta hai! Aur khabardaar jo mere pati ko kissi ne kuch kaha, nahin toh..
"Nahi tou kya, meri bulbul?"
Mona: "Nahi tou..."
"Nahi tou kya karlogi rani, meri chhamakchhallo? Tujhe aaj ham ootha kar ghar hi le jaenge!"
Karan says "Tab tak Anukalp ne sun liya hoga ke tum ussey kitna pyar karti ho, aur woh bahar ayega bhaag kar tumhey bachane. Tab tak mein mere yaaron ko signal dedoonga aur woh bhaag jaenge. Bas! Hogaya kaam! Anukalp apne kaanosey sunnega ke tum usko kitna pyar karti ho, phir woh moka dhoondh kar apne dil ki baat zaroor kehdega, yeh mera promise hai. Agar rejection ka risk na ho, tou am ladke dil ki baat phat se kehdete hein."
Mona asks "Hai Rabba...Kya aisa ho sakta hai?"
Karan says "Aisa hi hoga, didi! Bas tum dekhti jao, tumharey pyar ka izhar sunne ke baad Anukalp tumharey kadmo mein hoga! Phir tou woh baar baar tumhe I love you kaheyga! Aur yeh dooriyaan hamesha ke liye mit jaengee."
When this actually happens the next day, everything goes as written above and according to plan, she goes shopping, gets the gifts for Anu's family, comes home in a rickshaw at 6, the goondas start their chedchaad, and then something goes terribly wrong....
After Mona answers the goonda's insult with another insult, one of the goondas comes forward near her and tries to grab her hand, and Mona kicks his shin bone hard with her heels. He buckles over with the pain.
(This was not in the plan she discussed with Karan. No one was supposed to approach her.)
The kick to the shin angers the goonda and he roughly pushes her to the ground and Mona falls, hurting her arm, with all the shopping bags falling all around her on the doorstep of the house. Just then Anukalp comes sprinting out and the guys and he get into an altercation, they get separated by some onlookers, and then guys finally leave.
Anu helps Mona get up saying "Monaji, aap thik tou hein, aapko zyada chot tou nai ayi?" and helps her get up while picking up her shopping bags and takes her indoors.
Inside, Pejal, or whom I call the Daily News, says "Bhabhi, khabar na ho to kehdu, tumhari bahu ne tumharey beta ka saarey mahiney na pagar hava mey kabootar ki tarah ooda diya, yeh shopping ke thele tou dekho, lagta hai saara bazaar khali kar ayi yeh chokri..." The grandfather tells her to shut up and asks Mona if she is okay, she answers yes.
Bharti angrily asks her, "Saarey padoseeyon ke saamney tamasha karne ki kya zaroot thi? Ham izzat waley log hain..aur..."
Mona says "Mein tou apne pati ki hi izzat bacha rahi thi, woh goonda kuch bhi boley jarahatha, aur mujhsey raha nai gaya, by God. Mere samne koi Anukalp ki insult karey aur mein chup chap khadi rahoon? Ab mein oopar jati hoon." Anu asks to help her upstairs, she sweetly says no and slowly walks up herself, holding her arm.
Pejal sarcastically asks, "Oh maharani! Apni shopping tou leti ja!"
Mona says "Nahin, yeh mere liye nahin, aap sab ke liye hai..." And she goes up.
Hetal says "Ab iske size zero kapde kya ham pehnege? Yeh kya laegi hamare liye..."
Sejal says "Nahin, Bhabhi sahi kehti thi, yeh sab hamarey liye hai..." she takes the bags over the grandfather, who opens them and finds that on each gift, she has written the name of each family member. For the the g'pa she bought a silver murti in a silver box of their ishta devta, and he is very moved.
Anukalp, meanwhile is elated and keeps repeating her words in his head that she loves him, then he looks at his mother and feels like she mislead him. She looks at him but says nothing. He goes up with his mother staring at him the whole time (he ignores his mom) and finds Mona sitting up in bed, examining her arm. "Monaji, aapko bahut dard ho raha hoga na? Doctor ko bulaoo?" She says no.
He starts acting very concerned for her health, it seems that hearing her say that she loves him so much, and on top of that telling it to a bunch of rowdy goondas, and taking a fall and getting injured, was amazing to him.
He wants to tell her that he loves her too, and he's about to but just then she stands up and walks into the bathroom. While she is in there, she calls Karan complaining that his actor friends were awful and one of them pushed her to the ground, other than that all went according to plan.
Karan tells her that his actor buddies just called him to say they couldn't find the house and will be late!
"Woh kya asli gundey they? Hai Rabba! Mein Anukalp ke liye asli goondon ke lad padi?" Karan thinks it was funny but she doesn't.
Just then Sejal sneaks upstairs and tells her brother that he has to plan a quiet dinner for Mona and tell her he loves her as soon as possible. Anu agrees. "Ab tou aapko yakeen hogaya bhaiya, ke Bhabhi aapsey kitna pyar karti hain? Aap ke liye un mawaliyon sey bhi lad gai...sach much bahut pyar hoga unko aapsey....unhone aapke liye kitna bara risk liya."
Anukalp says "Tou phir kabhi kuch boli kyun nahin? Mein tou taras gaya tha yeh shabd sunne ke liye...socha meine apni Mona ko kho diya tha..."
Sejal says "Bhaiya, aap mard log ham ladkiyon ki dil ki baat kab padna seekhoge? Ladki hamesha chahegi ke ladka pehle I love you kahey, uske baad ladki kehti hai ke I love you too...aisey hi hota hai Bhaiya..."
"Aapko ab aur vakt waste nahin karna chahiye, aaj hi dinner reservation karke, Bhabhi ke liye ek achhi gift leke, unko bara gulabo ka guldasta dijiye dinner pe. Bhaiya, nothing less than a dozen red roses, thik hai? Phir, jab aap family sey door hongey, tou I love you kehne mein koi sharam nahi ayegi...Bhabhi ne tou kehdiya, ab aapki bari Bhaiya...."
The CVs can have fun with this track.....hope you guys enjoyed it!