So I sat down, cuddling up into my blankets as I calmly let 'youtube' to load. The show started and shamefully, I skipped the first few minutes, when my darling Maan was conveying his dialogues. π I wanted to skip the corny words and get straight into the action! π€£ (I'm so going to hell after posting this thread). π
THEN....He started carressing her face, and I zoomed closer to the screen. May I add, I specially went and wore my reading glasses so I can see clearer. π€ He removed her jewelery, and I was mentally adding 'jewelery' into my 'to-buy-list' whilst watching the scene. May I add - I rewinded and rewatched the initial scenes for about a few million times. Not that much.....π€
Then Geet stopped him! (W*H! π‘ Not now woman!) and I angrily slapped my forehead, thinking how absurd the creatives can be with characterizing characters. I mean seriously, be realistic! (This is me thinking aloud). Who the hell, would stop such a gorgeous hunk of a man? It doesn't even make sense? I mean, did she stop Dev for even a second? π€’ I don't remember, since I believe that I skipped that horrid scene. But the whole point is, errrr don't interrupt him and get that brain of his thinking!
Okay so, the delicious human being didn't let her continue. *Sighs in relief* thank god for that. Who knows what our darling Geet would have said in that awkward time. π³ I mean what if she said 'what will the name of our baby be? - Chotti/Chotta Maaneet, GeeMaan, MaanGee, EetMaan (ROFL ROFL ROFL Eat - Maan, get it get it? π) ' OR 'do you think baby darling in my flat stomach will mind if we consummate with the wedding?' π€£π€£Then Maan would stop, and remember 'TA DA she is pregnant! How could I be doing this?' Who knows what the creatives would have added? Knowing how damn unpredictable and random they could be...I can somehow imagine them adding a 'permission' scene. Whereby the parents (newly bride and groom) would ask the 'stomachs' permission to continue. π
I funnily enough can imagine us 'begging' for the baby to kick his or her consent. π WOAH I'm going off topic! So basically, he stops her and that evil scary intimidating music in the background comes up. And for a second! JUST for a second! My paranoid and suspicious imagination came kicking in. And I could have sworn, he looked quite 'EVIL' when he told her that not even words can stop him or whatever. So then I sat up, anxious that the creatives had come up with a sick twist, whereby Maan would suddenly rock his head back and do an evil chuckle. 'Muhah ha ha ha'. Don't you think Geet looked quite scared before she hugged him?
ANYWAY! The hug was super duper fruper hooper HOT! And my sister came walking in, and I had to pause it, open a new tab, and pretend I am doing my assignment. Dooo dooo doo *whistles innocently*. Somehow, I thought the hug scene and the following scenes were far too X rated for her eyes. π
Then the hot time came, when he placed his hands on her 'TUMMAYYY'. And I paused, and analyzed his hands, thinking, 'this better be Gurmeet's hands'! And it was! WOOHOO! π₯³ I am a hand fetish freak, so believe me, I can recognize those beautiful hands anywhere! But then everything went cold, when that damn guy's brain started thinking! I'm telling you! He thinks FAR too much! π So the exposed 'tummy' suddenly became the 'kebab ki hadi' (am I saying it right?) and killed my life!
So whats the new rule? From now on, I demand no exposed stomach dresses or tops! Wear thick tops! Don't let the TUMMAY interrupt!
I pass a new legislation: The 'no exposed tummy' act 2011. π
Okay I'm tired now after so much analyzing. Think positive guys! The distance wont be for so long. Maan is going to keep far away, then his going to get frustrated and annoyed seeing how beautiful Geet is. And soon on one rainy night, his control will snap and all will be well. Confessions, sweet and intense hugs! You name it! OH and the baby will be fine too. π
Signing off!
Regards
Samira aka Mrs Maan Singh Phurana!
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