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Kools reporting from base : Vaishu blasts Dharmu in PR
THE BLASTING
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Vaishu stared and stared at Batatawada . Her lovely hazel eyes filled up with tears of shock , disbelief and pain . Batatawada couldn't bear those eyes , he AVOIDED looking directly at them .
Now why r u avoiding meeting my eyes , ha asked Vaishu with a bitter , hysterical smile . AB KYU NAZAR CHURA RAHE HO . When u DID all these shameful things U didn't AVOID EYES , u did them with eyes OPEN . { Especially the AHEM guys .] U did , didn't u ? ANSWER ME ! [ Guys , Batatawada does AHem with eyes OPEN .He doesn't close them with ...er .pleasure . Confirmed . Looks like Vaishu was remembering HER experiences }
I am not BOORA said poor Batatawada , trying to get a word in desperately . I still LOVE you . I DO , Vaishu !
Don't you DARE speak of LOVE ! screamed Vaishu hysterically .
Vaishu , Vaishu , be SHAANT said poor Bhags who was watching all this like a younger version of Manohar . You shud not get so HYPER in such HALAT . Bhags felt very scared of an INSTANT MISCARRAIGE .
You SHUT UP ! screamed Batatawada at him , thoroughly bugged with him . You wanted to show Vaishu my SACHCHAI na , I hope ur Happy ! Look what u have done ! U broke up a marraige ! U interfering FATICHAR !
Vaishu was zapped to hear this . She turned to Holy Archu [ who was watching all this with a high nose , folded arms and pursed up lips] and said
You ....you KNEW all along ? And u DIDN"t tell me ? What the BLOODY HELL is going on ha , U guys were keeping all things concerning me from me ? I HATE U ALL , I CAN"T TRUST ANYONE ! Why shud I blame dear deceitful BATAT for LIES when my OWN APNE Lied to me ! " And Vaishu ran out bawling .
Good question Vaishu .👏👏👏👏👏 I hope u haul her over the coals for this later too .👍🏼
Look what you have done ! If something happens to my Vaishu I won't leave u , u miserable bearer of bad news ! cried Batatawada in anguish and ran behind her , wagging his plump finger at Bhags .
The Kudi stood as if carved out of stone . Earlier she had tried to butt in and tell Vaishu that Batatawada was not all that bad and that she had done NOTHING with him upstairs , but Vaishu had of course not fallen for it .
ALL LIES , Vaishu had snapped coldly . OF COURSE U MUST HAVE . Why the ROOM then , ha ? Why the BED ? To do YOGA in sleeping position? ALL LIES . Who knows better than me that one simply CAN"T keep one's hands off him the moment one gets him alone in a bedroom . ASK ME . Please THINK before u LIE so PATHETICALLY , samjhi na ? It reflects on ur CHARACTER , ur CHARITRA .
THE PURSUIT
Batatawada ran after Vaishu . Vaishu ran further . Batatawada ran more . Holy Archu and Bhags ran after him . Then Batatawada caught Vaishu's elbow and tried to explain but Vaishu , sobbing hysterically refused to listen . She hopped in a rickshaw , sobbing uncontrollably and went off somewhere , much to Batatawada's consternation , with HIS bachcha in her PET . MY BACHCHA , thought Batatawada , sick with worry. MY WAARIS . Off he is going . Oh Bappa help me . So Batatawada hopped in another rickshaw after waving another JUST U WAIT finger at Bhags , mouthing four lettered words silently to him and followed Vaishu like a plump James Bond who had let go of his figure in his late forties and was now indulging in the desserts served at the buffets to his heart's content .
The rickshaws sped into the night in the Dombivli traffic . Batatawada was urging his rickshawallah on by leaning out of his rick very bravely like Sir Lancelot wud have spurred his horse on , waving his plump arm and keeping Vaishu's rickshaw in sight . JALDI , JALDI , he told his rickshaw driver , giving gaalis to Bhags in his mind .
But his luck ran out . A stupid bike driver suddenly came in front of his rickshaw and stopped right there in mid traffic coz his bike failed . Batatawada gave him the choicest gaalis and ran back to his rickshaw only to find he had LOST Vaishu in the traffic .
Vaishu 's rick sped on with her sobbing more and more , her poor driver rather unnerved and thinking firmly that if this didn't stop in the next two miles he would jump off from the rickshaw at some spot , pretending he wanted to pee and run away .
Poor Batatawada then ran in mid traffic , his paunch heaving and his chest huffing . I am sure his uppermost thought was HIS BACHCHA , he was afraid Vaishu wud abort it like his crackpot saali Varsha . He ran quite a bit , the poor dear , then stood , gasping for breath , in mid traffic , and tore his hair while people watched his heroic pursuit with mild interest , popping salted peanuts in their mouths that were sold at such traffic corners .
All that running wud have given ANY man a heart attack , but our Batatawada survived .
Meanwhile , Holy Archu ran back furiously in the hotel , itching to do izzat aarti of the Kudi who had spoilt her darling sister's life . I WILL SHOW HER , thought Holy Archu like Xena the warrior princess , as she ran back in the hotel , uncaring that she would be rounded up in the raid as she had done the complaint .
There You Are ! she told the Kudi the moment she spotted her ........for she was standing still like a statue , thinking of her unfortunate NASEEB . ALL her AHEMS with Batatawada were ALWAYS interrupted by the Karanjkars , and yet THEY claimed to be the victims .What a bloody joke , thought the poor Kudi .WHAT A JOKE .
Did u get TASALLI for wrecking my baby sister's life ? Ha ? asked Holy Archu angrily .
Didn't I tell u that THIS will only be the ANJAAM ? she asked .
And what had u told me ....ha ? That I wudn't be able to UNDERSTAND MAJBOORI ! So THIS was ur MAJBOORI ! Doing AHEM in HOTEL ROOMS with MARRIED MEN ! KHULLEAAM !
Bhags squirmed a little . He didn't want a cat fight right there in the hotel lobby , he was afraid of Holy ARchu when she went in hysterics . Her family , including her mom and sisters , had a HISTORY . He remembered how Holy Archu had slapped him and said .....
But Holy Archu ........
NAHI Bhags said Holy Archu with firm jaw and a fighter cock gleam in her eyes . She badly wanted to pull Madhuri;s braid .
You are a GIRI HUI AURAT she said , goading her . Holy Archu wondered if she shud poke her in the shoulder as she said that .
You have NO tears in ur eyes of PACHTAWA .UR , infact , a SHAMELESS HUSSY . GANDI AURAT .
The poor Kudi cudn't take it anymore and bawled , breaking into a flood of tears , much to Bhag's discomfort . He didn't know what to do . He wanted to hold both of them in his divine arms and give solace .
The Kudi then told them her BADNASEEB KAHANI in SILENT MODE . Its SECRET guys .
Batatawada then phoned Decent Satish and Slapochana like a chaalu , pretending to inquire about Vaishu and JUDGING HOW FAR THEY KNEW ........if the NEWS had travelled UPTO THEM .To his immense relief he found out that Vaishu hadn't reached them yet . He broke out in a sweat when he heard Slapochana's voice and told her he was calling up to inquire about her HEALTH and that Vaishu was THEEK . APNE TABIYAT KA KHAYAL RAKHIYE he told her with a frightened grin , hoping she wud not be the one who wud slap him when the Karanjkars wud descend over him like a pack of vultures . The females in the pack were the WORST and Slapochana's slaps were the HARDEST . The men didn't scare him , he cud handle them .Manohar , Vinod , Bhags , Satish , all dear lallus who stood by and watched their wives quarelling like cats all their life . Batatawada felt a sudden gush of sympathy for all of them . They r the real unsung HEROES , he thought . And I have joined the LINE .
Then he phoned Bhags to ask if Vaishu was with them .When Bhags told him NO , he gave him some gaalis and told him JUST U WAIT again .
And That is the saga of Batatawada today .We leave him there , at this juncture .
My comments :
1] Vaishu shudn't give up her bachcha to Varshu . Why ? Why the hell r all the bachchas in this serial given up by their moms , what r CVS upto ? They made Shravani give up her baby , now Vaishu ........Its BEST if MOMS bring up their own babies ...what happens between adults is not the babys fault ! So ur dream marraige broke , pick up the pieces and live on ! Why give up ur bachcha ? Let Varsha manufacture her own bachcha yaar ! Let at least one baby have a normal life ! Infact I suggest to CVS that since ARMAN r no more interested in fulfilling any responsibilities let Shravni come back and take her bacha away forever . PLEASE UNITE BACHCHAS WITH REAL MAAS .
2] Who is Archu to judge Madhuri ? Who r Archana and Vaishu to talk of CHARACTER and CHARITRA when Vaishu ran and broke someone elses marraige at last moment and Archna royally flirted AFTER the divorce with her engaged ex boyfriend who wasn't even giving her any commitment ? What does this speak of THEIR characters ?And their spitfire sister was having an affair , albeit unknowingly , with a MARRIED GUY ? Archana of all people has been thru many situations so she shud be the last person to judge people this way .
4] How s Archana absolved from the mistake she did of taking decisions on Vaishus behalf and not telling her the truth ?Or even telling her parents the truth for SO LONG ?Will Sulo now give Archna one of her famous slaps for DECIDING THINGS ON HER OWN ? No na ? Who is Archana to think that SHE KNOWS BEST ?
5] Dharmu has escaped without a slap .Are Slaps reserved only for Manav ?
6] I am very interested in knowing Jay's reaction to his boss's KARTOOT .
7] We see Damo making FUN of Savita's maternal emotions and telling her that Manav had been there and warmed up the tea and left the WAITER JOB as she didnt like it . She thought Beta was thinking of her while BETA DEAREST had his hands full running behind Archana catching her pallu and solving her maayka problems .How cruel can Damo be ?
Kools signing off for the day . Jump in with many contrary comments guys . Enjoy friends and CIAO .
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