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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Why does Donald Duck wear a towel when he comes out of the shower, when he doesn't usually wear any pants?
How come you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why's it still #2?
What color would a smurf turn if you choked it?
Where's the egg in an egg roll?
Why aren't blue berries blue?
Why is Greenland called green when it is covered in ice?
Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
If God dropped acid, would he see people?
Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
Why isn't 11 pronounced "onety-one"?
You can be overwhelmed and underwhelmed, but why can't you be simply whelmed?
Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
Shouldn't the opposite of shut up be shut down?
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