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LadyMeringue IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 24 January 2011 at 4:34am | IP Logged
ROFLROFL Hillarious guys!!!! Visrom, Chinnu, Saadrita, evryone's making me Silly!!!!!

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Princess13. Goldie

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Posted: 24 January 2011 at 4:39am | IP Logged

Smiley  it is a great idea! and the stories are mind blowing

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auntyno1 Senior Member

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Posted: 24 January 2011 at 10:40am | IP Logged
ACP Pradyuman Graftaar:
Freddy's wife is frequently calling him on phone till the CID team smell a rat. They ask Freddy to call her, get no answer and freddy is in tears. They decide to go to Freddy's house.
Now, as they turn around the car, the car stops. Daya cannot make it run.
Daya: Samajh me nehi ata ab ye car ko keya hua?
Abhi:  Kaushis karo Daya , come on, fast!
Daya checks engine, nothing happens.
Tasha: Sir, let me try once.
Tasha gets into the driver's seat, gives the clutch a good kick and says
"Chalo Tata qualis, ye tere bhabiki ijjat ,sorry, life ka sawal hai!"
The car bursts into speed.
Abhijeet: Hain!

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Hasini_smile Goldie

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Posted: 24 January 2011 at 12:44pm | IP Logged

Guyz u all r super talented.. hatsoff  to u ppl..Clap  really hillarious..LOL

I want to write something serious..
Iam very bad at writing..  after watching the AKAKR last scene, immediately this scene came to mind.. i tried alot to avoid mistakes.. plz forgive me if any mistakes are there..
Abhi: daya sorry yaar maine is plan ke chekkar me tumhe bahut kuch keh diya..(sry i dont remember exact dialogue)
Daya: tumne bahut hurt kiya abhijeet mujhe..bahut.. kya tumhe ek baar bhi nahin laga ki tum is plan ke bare mujhe pehle bata sakte ho
(abhijeet tries to explain something)
daya: tumko mujpar vishwas nahin hai na?
abhi: nahi yaar aise baat nahin
(daya takes a little  pause)
daya:(with a little anger) theek hai ye sab chod do.. tumko kya jaroorat tha us paagal kane(asylum - sorry dont know exact hindi word) me join karne ka is plan ke liye?. bahar rehkar bhi tum is plan me aage bad sakte ho..kya  tumhe pata hain mujhe kitna dukh hua tumhe us haalaat mein waha dekh kar.. (his eyes are filled with tears slightly).. tumhe pata hain na ki mujhe tumhara dukh dekha nahin jaa sakta hain(translation: u know na i cant see u sad)
(abhijeet looks in to daya's eyes with guilt and sorry expression)
(suddenly daya starts laughing by seeing abhijeet)
Daya:(with smile) chehra toh dekho tumhara.. haha...tumhe kya laga, sirf tum hi achha acting kar sakte ho? ha? hum bhi act kar sakte hian boss
Abhi: (with relief expression and smile) yaar daya tumne toh dara diya mujhe.. mujhe wakai laga ki tum naraz ho gaye ho
Daya: abhijeet, dosth hun mein tumhara.. aur dosthi mein sorry aur thanks ki koi jagah nahin hian.. main samaj sakta hun ki tumne jo bhi kiya un mujrimon ko rangeen hate pakadne ke liye kiya, and iam proud of u..
Both of them exchange a warm shake hand with big smilesBig smileBig smile
ACP sir and Freddy also smiles along with them...Big smile
Freddy: sir ab toh party banta hainParty
NOTE: friendsi dont know hindi..  i can understand but i cant speak.. i thought it would be more effective in hindi.... so sry u hav to bear my hindi..

Edited by moonlight5 - 24 January 2011 at 1:04pm

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anonymous7 IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 24 January 2011 at 1:05pm | IP Logged
case : Hire ka raaz
sachin in his dominating self........ ordering freddy & vivek, scolding them..............both of them unhappy about it Unhappy

last scene --- sachin telling the goons :  maine cid chhor diya.

 freddy vivek both watching frm distance............

  freddy : dekha vivek, sachin ne CID chhor diya hain!!!!!!

  vivek : ab to party banta hain na sir!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Note : no offence meant to anyone. nowadays sachin has really improved a lot. i am talking about the previous sachin who was..................... anyways, leave it! ]

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Shagnika IF-Rockerz

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Posted: 24 January 2011 at 1:52pm | IP Logged

HILARIOUS is the Only word suitable !!! VISROM, CHINNU, aunty, fahmi, Jiya di, moonlit, darknight, and each and everyone ClapClapClapClapClap

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Posted: 25 January 2011 at 4:18am | IP Logged
LadyMeringue IF-Sizzlerz

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Posted: 25 January 2011 at 4:52am | IP Logged

Just hitting a try... when I'd seen this scene first, this thought occured to me...... Sorry, it's really stupid, but giving a try!!!Tongue

Last scene from Khatra Chemical Bomb Ka:
(The Team enter tha auditorium and search for the bomb, on finding it Daya and Abhijeet call everyone)
Abhijeet: Sir!!!! Bomb mil gaya hai sir!!!!
ACP sir: Very good!!! Zaraa sambhalke!!!! Kahin josh mein aakar koi nuksaan naa ho jaaye!!!!
Daya: (suddenly looking worried) Sir, par ismein to sirf ek wire hai!!!!
Abhijeet: Kya!!!! Sirf ek wire??? Yeh kaise ho sakta hai!!! Theek se dekho Daya, ek aur wire hoga bomb pe!!!!
(Daya continues searching, but doesn't find any wire. Only 00:58 seconds remaining)
Daya: Sir, ismein koi doosra wire nahi hai!!! Sirf yahi ek hai!!!
Abhijeet: Iska matlab bomb ke saath tamper kiya gaya hai!!!!! My God!!!!! Ab kya hoga!!!!!
ACP: Ab karna kya hai, sab bomb ko nikaalo yaha se!!!!!
Daya: Sir, ispe ek controlller lagaya gaya hai, agar bomb ko nikaalne ki koshish ki, to bomb fat jaayega sir!!!!
Abhijeet: Toh phir hum kya karenge sir???
Daya: (looking at ACP, Freddy, Kaajal and Tasha) Sir, aaplog chale jayeeye yaha se!!!!
ACP: Hum kahi nahi jayenge Daya!!!!
Freedy: Haan sir, marna hai toh saath mein marenge!!! Bas, agar humme se koi zinda bachta hai, toh meri wife ko zaroor sambhaal lena!!!!
ACP: (gives him a look)
The Team try a lot to configure the bomb out, but time is running out. Bomb ticks, as the countdown is near..... 5.... 4... 3.... 2....1..... everyone close their eyes.... PEEEEEEEEEEE.....
Suddenly, everyone open their eyes to see..... the bomb has gone off on it's own!!!! On seeing more closely, it is known that the bomb was nakli!!!!! But it was shown to be an asli one!!!! The Team is relieved, but also are angry and shocked)
ACP: (angry) Yeh kya!!!! Itna waahiyaat mazaak!!!
Abhijeet: Sir,  yeh bomb nakli hai!!!!! Itna bada dhoka, hainnn????
Daya: Is Raman ki toh....
Freedy: Shukar hai sir, kam se kam, meri wife widwa toh nahi hui!!! Warna woh mere bina kaisi jee paati!!!
Abhijeet: Sir, iss Raman ko nahi chhodenge!!!! Abhi heart attack de daalta hume!!!!! Use to ulta latkaake pitna chahiye!!!
Daya: Agli baar nitrate tablets carry kar lena apne saath!!!!
ACP: Raman ki itni himmat, ki woh hamaare saath itna ganda mazzak karein, ab toh usse pakka phaansi hi hogi!!!!!  

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