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Posted: 28 January 2011 at 12:45pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by Vistaa

Originally posted by jes_jade

You still haven't answered mine...Disapprove

So ur punishment is more questions.....



My next set of questions to u...
Cool

1. Do u believe in love at first sight? if then why?

Of course, unless one is short-sightedLOLLOL
2. Favourite quotes applicable to you or something that you can relate to ??

A thing of beauty is joy forever
3. If you could have any job you wanted what would it be?

Space scientist at NASAShockedShocked
4. Did you have a crush on someone in school/college days?(Full details please)
Wink
Nope
5. If u were supposed to change one thing about Avdesh what would it be?

His chappals Big smile
6. What do you think about me?
Embarrassed
You are a darling for making such a sweet question paper (improvement since your last paper)
7. Give name of the members whom you currently want to roast & grill on
barbecue grill??LOLLOL
Vaise I am trying to be a vegetarian, but won't pass up on this opportunity to roast PriyaTongue

Now some senseless questions...

                                   

Confused* If drinking and driving is illegal, why do bars have parking lots?
For drunks to park their cars and leave them thereWink
Confused* If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
Look it up in the Oxford English Dictionary, no chance of any misspellings thereWinkLOL

Confused* If a book about failure doesn't sell, is it a success?

Yes, it is a success in turning people away.

Confused* When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Do I look fat in this?

Confused* Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?

DunnoD'oh

Confused* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

to be helped 

* If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
killed two birds with one stoneLOL

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

Enjoy busting your mind out!

 
Thanks for keeping this simple JessieSmile


OMG...Vista di!!!!!ClapClap





Just amazing answers....you even answered those questions which dont even have any answers..LOL


Waiting for ur answers to the gang!!Evil Smile




Edited by jes_jade - 28 January 2011 at 12:48pm

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Posted: 28 January 2011 at 6:29pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by _nandini

Hey Vista,

Hope ur enjoying the hot seat Big smile Loved all ur answersEmbarrassed So good to know abt u. Here are few questions for u. I hope u enjoy answering them. And Sorry if am grilling u more.Big smileBig smile

 
Who or what inspires u the most ?
My father's memory

What are the three things u wud never do to the person u love?

Betray, talk behind their back, sing forLOLLOL
 
Home is chaos when the wife is the Boss. Do u Agree ?
Absolutely, vehemently disagreeBig smile....

Do u believe in the popular belief that a man is ruled by his brains and woman by her heart ?

Man is ruled by many things, brain is not one of themWinkBig smile. Woman, with her loving heart and smart brain shows the man why.....LOLLOL
 
Wine or Woman ' What do u think is  Man's greatest weakness ?
Wine
Define urself one word ?
Funny

What qualities do u look for while choosing ur friend ?

Honesty and truthfulness 
 
Would u rather and why ?
Yes and becauseROFL

Born rich, beautiful or intelligent ?

intelligent, the other two are transitory
Mother Teressa or Princess Diana ?
Neither, no appetite for sainthood or boredom

Hillary Clinton or Monika Lewinsky ?

Shudders........I'll take a pass, thank you!
 
Control ur man's heart's strings or Purse strings ?
Heart's strings....the other will followWink

A nice person or a Successful person ?

"I'd say nice, though the two are not mutually exclusiveSmile
 
A healthy body or a healthy mind ?
healthy mind, because that will ensure I have a healthy body
 

Avdesh or Ashish ?

Ashish
 
Arpita or Tanvi ?
Arpita because I don't know much about Tanvi

Bj or Nivedita ?

Nivedita....she is a fab actress 
I wud wait for ur answersEmbarrassed
Rejoice Nandini, for the wait is over..........Big smile
 
T 
 
 
Thanks so much for the questions...........I really enjoyed answering them. No truly, I swear!LOLLOL

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Posted: 28 January 2011 at 8:09pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by cupidstrike23

hey vista...oh dear im so late to grill u..
but no fear wen im here..luk i came up with so many questions ..
chalo den shuru ho jao...
1....2....3....go..

Where do you live?
USA
What's your favorite color?
Black
What's your favorite food?
Aloo parval ki sabziLOL
Hey baby, what's your sign?
Libra
What do you find most depressing?
Dishonesty
What was the best day of your life?
The day I was born....LOLLOL
Do you follow any sports?
Yep, cricket

What difference do you think you as an individual can make in the world?
By raising my DD right, I can ensure the world is missing one crazy, scatterbrained, potentially deadly femaleBig smile
What would you rather have - a million dollars, or 20 years of complete unconditional happiness?
Since the latter is an impossibility, I'll take the million dollarsLOL

    What was the worst nickname you had as a kid?Never had one What was the funniest prank you had played in school?Me was the goody two shoesOuch, never played pranksTongue What was your most embarrassing moment in school or college?Already mentioned; awards ceremony, tumble....kuch yaad aaya?Tongue What was the first cuss word that you learned and at what age?Cuss wordShocked.....and me? Tauba, tauba....Jaani, aap jaante nahin kisse baat kar rahe hain....LOLLOL Given a chance for a celebrity date, who would you choose between Johnny Depp, John Mayer and Bill Clinton?John Mayer What is the first thing you look at in a guy?Height What do you like more - A shower in the morning, or a shower before you go to bed? both What according to you, is your best physical attribute? smile Have you ever shoplifted or stolen anything?nahin bhai....aap humko kya samjha hua hai? What is your all-time dream bedroom fantasy? For HD to know and me to enjoyWinkBig smile
  • If you were to have twins, what would you prefer? Twin boys, twin girls or a mixed pair?Pair
Define "MARRIAGE" in a sentence .. One word: compromise
What is your idea of the perfect honeymoon destination..?
Mountains


    If you were an animal, what would you be and why?Mule If you were a cartoon, which one would you prefer being?Garfield What is the weirdest thing you have ever eaten?I only eat known and tested itemsBig smile What's the worst thing you did as a kid? fought with my brother What do you do to have fun? answer questions on a Friday evening while being roasted and grilledOuchLOL Have you been told, you look like someone famous? (This question looks simple but funny answers can come up!)...yep, Rakhee Which is your most favorite book ever? Gone with the wind  Which is the one television character that you simply adore?Indravadhan in Sarabhai vs Sarabhai What is your taste in music?Rock, pop, hindi filmi, ghazals, sufi, classical western and hindustani classical vocals, carnatic, percussionists (drums and tabla) .......in shortWink everything but rapBig smile Which is your favorite genre of movies ? (Comedy/ Romance/Suspense/Action/Horror)Comedy and romance What do you do when you are feeling very sad or depressed? think What makes your angry? Do you get angry very soon? How do you overcome your anger? Hmmm..........let just say the people around me give me a wide berth from time to timeWink....but I cool down very fast. Which is the best vacation you've ever had in your life?Canadian Rockies in winter with -15 degree temp...........luvvvvvved the snow Which is your most cherished childhood memory? How were you as a kid ? All the time spent with my father. Just like I am nowWink  If given a complete freedom to start afresh, what profession would you choose and why? I love my profession and job so would prob make the same choices Name one person whom you love the most and one person whom you hate the most. DD and hate is a very corrosive emotion so try to stay away from itSmile  In case you and I were going out and we had a fight. How would you try to patch things up? By saying sorry. Which is the most funniest prank played on you or played by you? Why is that I missed on playing pranks or being played upon?   Who was your first crush? Did you ever tell him/her about your feelings? never had one.......seriouslyWinkLOL Which is your most favorite place in this earth? my home
  • If you were stranded on a lonely beach, what are the five things that you would want to survive? You mean what five things I would need to survive or five things that I would want to preserve? Sorry didn't understand the qsConfused
oh dnt wrry ji.. pata hai bahut chota paper hai..
but u fikar not.... main bahut jald lautungi ...heheheLOLLOLLOL

 Thanks Swathi for the questions...........hope you like my answersEmbarrassed
 
 
 

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Posted: 28 January 2011 at 8:25pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by fuzzyface

I have one question only imagine if you were Panditji how will you proclaim your love towards Bhaoji, whom you have loved for a long time? ROFL
 
Oh thank the Lord  for small merciesBig smile....thanks Fuzzy for keeping it to one........
 
 
"Bhouji, ee dekhiye hum aapke liye kaa laayen hain?"
 
"Ka baat hain Panditji............aaj aapke rang dhang kuchu badle badle se nazar aawat hain.......aur ee mand mand muskurahat....eehka ka raaz hai?"
 
Ab oonhi khade rahenge ya eehaan aa kar dekhaayenge bhi ki kaa laayen hain humre liye?"
 
"Bhouji, oo aap kahin rahin thee na ki aapka Facebook ke baare mein jaanna hai..........to hum pata kiye rahe aur oo dukandaar ee deha rahe..............."
 
"Arrey, eeh ka....eeh to ek laal rang ki kitabwa hai jihke pehle panne kholte hi ee sheesha laga hai ..........aur is sheeshe ke chaaron or chote chote laal rang ke dil bane hue hain..........arrey arrey pandit ji....aap humre aage ghutne kyun tek rahen hai...."
 
"Meri pyaari Bhouji..........eeh kitabwa mein aap jab chaahe apna sundar mukda dekhan sakat hain ..........yaani kitab mein chehra....facebook...........ee humra giftwa qabool karke puleej be my Valentine"
 
 
LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL

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Posted: 28 January 2011 at 8:27pm | IP Logged
hahahahaha hahahaa hahah imagining this from pandit and bahuji

this is too too good

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Posted: 28 January 2011 at 9:13pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by yoga23priya

 

 

hey vista di....

 

i hope you enjoying everyone question...i think my questions will be easy for you.....

 AAAhhh....the much -awaited answersWink

here is my questions

funscrape.com 


GET READY Evil Smile


1.If you are pregnant with Tanmay's child?how will you propose him for wedding?Wink

 Priya Darling, Vista achchi bachchi hai, aise kaam nahin karti ....aur achchi bachchiyon ko aisi baatein bhi nahi karne deti.  (vista wags her finger in time with the shake of her headTongue).......aapko achchi bachchi banna hain, na? Toffee khana hai na? To jaa kar apna moohn sabun aur paani se dho kar aayeye.....phir teacher aapko bhi toffee degi....come on, you are a good girl na?

ROFLROFLROFL
 
2.If you got marry Pehalwaaniji how many kid you want to have and their names ?Embarrassed

(plz minimum 3 children....don't say i will not have)

Munnu, chunnu and tannu 

3.If your husband Pehalwaanji come to know truth about you being pregnant with Tanmay's child.......how will you convince that the child is Pehalwaanji not Tanmay's?ConfusedLOL

Phir wahi baat, see answer to the first question 

4.What is your real name and Express your self in 3 words?Big smile

 I will take the Bard's help here and say "what is in a name? That which we will call a rose by any other word, would smell as sweet"Big smile. Kind of hard to "express" myself in three words but I will try: funny, sweet, firm.

5.What are the wishes you will full fill no matter how difficult it will be?Smile
Whose wishes? mine or for other loved ones?Confused Sorry , couldn't follow the questionOuch

 

6.Few praise about my aunty in any language other than hindi and english?EmbarrassedWink

(then translate them in to both hindi and english)

 ye na thee hamaaree qismat ke wisaal-e-yaar hota
agar aur jeete rehte yahee intezaar hota

 
This is Urdu shayari by Mirza Ghalib
 
Translation: ye na thi hamaari bhagya, ki premi ke darshan hote
               agar aur jeevit rehte , to bhi isi tarah prateeksha karte rehte
 
It wasn't my destiny to be with my love
Had I lived, the wait would have lived too.

7.What is love and hate according to you?Wink

 Very corny answer, but I have been at it for two hours nowOuch:

two sides of the same coin
 
8.If you caught kanoo hugging videshia after your wedding night what will you say to videshia?(dont say your kanooji is her brother...he is your husband now)Shocked

 See answer 1

9.Your reaction on 1 to 8 questions?do you want to kill me......not yet i think?DeadLOL

 Kill you? NevaaaBig smile............I specialize in gone casesWinkLOLLOL

10.In japle wedding what if  you slip and fall in to pappu arms with BG oh ho oh oh music playing? your reaction?EmbarrassedI will sue the chappal makerWink

 

11.express the persons in a sentence in my aunty styleWink

 

a.dreamy di

 bahut badhiyaan likhat hai.....eeka kauno puruskar milan ka chaahi

b.mony di

ab ka kiyo ho.......taang toda ke baithi ho....... 

c.prash

tumka hum aapan FB page banane ka theka det hai...........mufat me karna padega. 

d.cb di

 Kyun CBwa.............tumka kaa chaahi...kauno ki haath per tudwaane ho, to humka bata do....thoda discount bhi dila dege.....

e.chista di

 Oh Sara ................tanik tum humre ooo eiffel towerwa ghumaane ka intejaam to karo.....bas humra passport ki photooo aa jaaye to oo bhi ban jaayega aur hum hawae jahaj par bedh ke tumhre paas aawat hain

f.emina

 Oo chukariya to Hyderabad jaa kar hum sab bhool hi gayee........Panditji, tanik ek tho search party to bhejiye

g.danoo

 Bahut kamal ki chukariya hai.........humka bahut pasand hai 

h.nandu di

 Eehka to daud bhaag ka puruskaar milan ka chaahi.........kya jaldi jaldi update karti hai...ek kamre se doosre kamre mein bhag bhag kar

i.ashu di.

 Oohka ka kahin.........humra show to jyaada dekhat hi nahin hai.........bas kabhi kabhar bhoole bhatke aa jaat hai

j. me

 sabaas chukariya, kaa kahani likhat ho tum aur ka khabsoorat khabsoorat tasveerva banawat ho......sabaash

h.swathi

 mere dil ka tukda

(don't repeat what you wrote in other post)

 

12.if u won a date with Pandiji then what will your reaction?Smile

 DeadDeadDeadDeadDead

13.Choose which you don't like?(must choose one compulsory)Wink

 

a.avi/avi/avi

all the three ///'sROFL 

b.beta maharaj/panditji/motu(remember in water)

beta maharaj 

c.simple/bhauji/videshia

 videshia

d. arpi/manjari/amma

 amma

e.chirag/pappu/jagat

 pappu

f.avi/kanoo/pehalwaan

 /

14.If you got your first kiss from Pappu's Father?write pappu's reaction?DeadBig smile

 

15.Write A Scene?Embarrassed

 

a.

 

b.

 

c.

 

d.

 

16.Express the person in word in mumbai tapori bashaWink

(cb di plz translate for us)

 

a.Pandit ji

 

b.My Aunty

 

c.Manjari

 

d.Chirag

 

e.Avi

 

f.Arpi

 

g.Simple

 

h.Snake

 

i.jagat

 

17.Few praise about Big smile

 

a.Pehalwaanji 

 

b.Sarwaana 

 

c.RV

 

d.Shikha

 

18.

a.What will you do if videshia comes and hug you?(no hugging back)LOL

b.What if RV injures Avi and Arpi again....what you will do to him?Angry


19.Write a love letter to Snake just like Arpitha's letter Avdhesh?LOL

 

20.

a.Write more than 5 line praising about our CKD group?Wink

What is CKD??? Group?....I know there is GKD....but what is CKD??ConfusedConfusedConfused Sorry
 
b.Rate my grilling skill?Embarrassed

 Good, but could do with some improvement in certain areas.....

finally i'm done

 

ab baataho aapka kya reaction hai question paper paad ne ke baad....yeh thoda easy hai na.......Prashuuuu ne kaha ki hard bana na......par ne bahut easy banayaWink


do you want more questions.....i know you would love tooo...COMING SOONLOL

 Sorry, haven't been able to finish the paper...had to skip some questions because the time ran outWink

 
 
So what say Priya? Had your fun? Now grade my answers......will wait for the verdictWink
 
 
ROFLROFLROFL 

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Posted: 28 January 2011 at 9:18pm | IP Logged
heheheh  vistaa awesome again


love ur sense of humor here

 oh the  pics scenes above u didnt ans yet


bt too good

anythng to do with humor i m all for it  LOL

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Posted: 28 January 2011 at 9:45pm | IP Logged
Originally posted by prash_t

Hiee Vista Di..
 
Im back with my set of questionsBig smileBig smileBig smile
I hope you would love themBig smileBig smileBig smile 
 
 
Here they go.....
1)      How are you?? How were Priya's question papers?Wink
 Almost nodding off to sleep, but determined ot finish the answersWink
2)      The last novel which you read
States of my marriage by chetan bhagat
 
3)      Our fav one liner
 your fav or my favConfused.........mine is "kamal hai"
4)      Fav songWink
 There are so many but I can say "Aane wala pal, jaane wala hai"
5)      If you are struck in desert with Ranvijay, what you will do so that he kills himself.
 
SingLOLLOL
 
 
6)      Which was the most wackiest prank you ever played on someone
 No pranks, no pranks..........one more question on pranksAngry
7)      Your funniest dream/desire
 
am still laughing at itLOLLOL
8)      Which song you want to dedicate to your valentine Mony?
"Humne dekhi hain in aankhon ki mehakti khushboo, pyar ko pyar hi rehne do koi naam na do"
 
9)      Write a Romantic sequence for Avita.
 Sorry, maybe later
10)  What according to you is happiness?
 being with family and friends
11)  If you had a chance to swap your life with someone, who that person would be?
 No chance, love my life as it is
12)  Write a caption for the following pics.

(a)Bhagwaan ki teen ghaltiyanLOL

(b)The Lady and the Tramp

(c)Ee pantwa dhul kar sikod gayee ka?

(d)Ee jhingur hai ya chipkali?

(e)

nd finally my sweetheart
 Pehalwaan se kaha tha, Fevicol tanik halka lagaayen, ab to aankhein khul hi nahin hain....lagta hai chipak gayeen hainLOLLOLLOLAb kya karoon?
 
13)      Choose (any one compulsory)

 

Chocolates or Avdhesh : Avdhesh Arpita ka hai

Cockroaches or LizardsLOL: atleast they don't make a din

Ran vijay or Beta Maharaj: at least he is a lookerWink

Gulab Jamuns or Rasgullas

Chimpanzees or Gorillas

 
14)      How will you propose Pappu for marriage?
 Over my dead bodyWink
15)      Pair Beta Maharaj with any one of  them given below:

(a)    Nandu  (b) Dreamy (c) CB Di

Dekhiye pyaari Prashwa, ee teeno hi humri dost hain.....inka hum us gunde ke saath kaise kar sakte hain..........vaise humri maanen to aap bhi Beta Maharaj jaison se dur hi rahen to achcha hogaLOLLOLLOL 

16)      Describe how you want your date to be with Chirag

 In his dreamsLOL
17)      What you would do if kanoo expresses his love for you given that you know Swati loves him too.?
 Run away..........from both Kanoo and SwatiLOL
18)      Describe following members in GKD slang

CB Di-

Dhagadham Behnaji 

Dreamy-

Kitab kagazwa waali 

Nandu-

 Hajar maraz ki ek dawaLOL

Mony-

 Maskhari

Priya-

 BJ ki cheli

Swati-

 Chulbulwa ki Munni

Jess-

 Chitrakaar

Sharan-

 

Chista-

 Asli Videshi

Sunaha-

 

Me-

 Choti si, pyaari si kanya hai
19)     If you had a chance to go on second honeymoon where would you go? Paris
 
20)      Plz write few praises about CKD group.
 
Ai bhai, koi humko bataao to sahi ki yeh CKD group hai kya? Tabhi to hum taarif kar paayenge.... 
 
nd one more bonus question for you..
 
What will  be ur advice for next gangster abt our group ??LOL
 See above
 
 
 
How was it Di..?
 
I hope you enjoyed....EmbarrassedEmbarrassedEmbarrassed
 
 Luvvvvvvvvvved it PrashBig smileWink
Ill b back with few moreWinkWinkWinkWink.........................................LOLLOLLOLLOL
 
 
 
 

 

 
 
Sorry, had to skip a few questions because I am really tired. Will try to come back to them when I can....I specially want to write the scenes in Priya's question list............
 
Hope you guys liked my answers..........please do let me know.
 
Thanks a lot
 
Vista
 
 
 

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